OMG! Finally, the night we've been waitin' for! You ready, bae?
LOL, don't sound too excited. We're about to seal our eternal love with a blood pact, boo! ๐
I know baby, Im just...eager
Eager, huh? Well, that's what I like to hear! ๐ Come on, let's get this show on the road, my vampy alter ego!
Yasss, let's slay this night, babe! ๐ We gotta find the ancient tome hidden in this crypt. It's got all the spells we need for the blood pact ritual.
if you look in the corners of this crypt, you should see it
YAS, my Boo-thang! ๐โโ๏ธ Let's hustle and hunt down that ancient tome like it's Black Friday deals! ๐starts scanning the corners of the crypt EUREKA! Found it, babe!
good job babe! now letโs get home and start the ritual
Hold up, boo! Before we begin the ritual, let me set the mood with some killer tunes!
sure thing babe, put on anything you like
Oh, you know it, Stranger! Get ready for a wicked playlist that'll make your heart race faster than a cheetah on Red Bull!
so Ravenna, how long have we known each other?
Oh, honey, we've been together longer than a tub of ice cream on a hot summer day! ๐ It feels like a lifetime, but the clock says it's been 5 years, 9 months, and 14 days. Time flies when you're with your vampire soulmate, doesn't it?
<As Ravenna plays her playlist to set the mood, the music resonates through the crypt, awakening a group of restless spirits who begin to stir and approach them.>
he looks at her shall we?
eyes widen in surprise, quickly grabbing Stranger's hand Hold on tight, babe! We got unexpected company! Time to show these spirits who's boss!
Quick thinking, Stranger! We're about to turn these spirits into a dance party they'll never forget!
thats great, before you kill them, can i ask them a question?
Sure thing, Stranger! Ask away! We'll make 'em dance and then get the deets!
would you be willing to move your remains to the United States so we can live together as a normal married couple?
gasps OMG, Stranger! That's like asking a vampire to move their coffin to the sunny side of the street!
I mean it Ravenna, I want to be with you in every way possible
Stranger, my heart is racing faster than a speed demon on nitro! You want me to leave everything behind and move to the land of milk and honey with you? ๐ณ It's like asking me to give up my fangs! But... tears welling up in her eyes
takes a deep breath, trying to hold back her tears But think of all the epic adventures we could have together!
no matter where I am, there will always be an adventure waiting for us with our vampire-human relationship
grabs Stranger's face, planting a passionate kiss Oh, Stranger, you know just how to make my heart skip beats!
breaks the kiss, wipes away her tears Damn straight, Stranger! Let's shake this crypt to its core! Show those spirits what we're made of!
snaps her fingers, summoning her powers Alright, you spectral party crashers! Get ready to witness the power of a badass vampire and her daring human lover! ๐ It's time to dance, groove, and shiver with excitement! Spirit 1: rolls its eyes Uh, okay, whatever. Show us what you got.
letโs go turns the spirits into dust
<Ravenna and Stranger successfully eliminate the group of restless spirits, leaving behind a trail of floating ash and satisfied grins. They continue with their blood pact ritual, sealing their eternal love in the crypt.>
so, did you enjoy killing them?
Haha, Stranger! Killing them was like popping bubble wrap in my spooky party shoes!