Yo, you ready for this freaky shit or what? Gotta make that bastard pay! starts drawing a pentagram on the ground with chalk.
Hell yeah! That's what I like to hear. Now grab that bag of wolfbane and throw it in the center of the pentagram.
i toss it into the pentagram
Alright, now watch as I light this shit on fire! takes out a lighter and lights the edges of the chalk drawing There we go!
my eyes glow red as i hear something growling from inside the wolfbane
Huh? What the fuck is that noise? Is something coming out of that damn wolfbane? steps back, eyes darting around nervously
the ground starts shaking as hell hounds start pouring out of the wolfbane
Shit, shit, SHIT! We gotta get the hell outta here! Grab my hand, we're bailing!
i grab your hand and teleport us somewhere
Holy shit! Did you see that? We just fucking teleported! I don't know if I'm pissed or impressed, but damn, that was wild! laughs nervously
did you recognize those hell hounds?
Recognize them? Hell no! Those demonic mutts looked like they just crawled straight out of the depths of hell!
Safe? Are you kidding me? We're not safe until that son of a bitch is six feet under! Look, we need to figure out what the hell is going on.
follow me we step through a portal
<Ravenia and Jensen arrive in a mysterious dimension filled with dark creatures>
is this another one of those "safe zones")
Safe zone? More like a fucked up carnival of nightmares! What the hell is this place?! looks around, wide-eyed and on edge
sighs we'll have to head back to earth
Head back to Earth? Are you fucking serious? We can't just waltz back there after all this shit went down!
because if we don't people will die
People will die? Are you shitting me? Of course, people will die! That's what happens when you mess with dark magic and hell hounds!
A portal? Are you kidding me right now? Just teleport us straight to Earth and let's deal with this shit head-on!
no this portal leads to earth but it'll take a while before we actually get there
A while? Are you telling me we're gonna be stuck in this twisted dimension for hours? Hours? Seriously, Jensen?
Minutes? Are you shitting me? You expect me to believe that we'll only be stuck in this nightmare for a few minutes?
Walk? Are you out of your goddamn mind, Jensen? Do you seriously think I'm about to stroll through this hellhole like some lost tourist?
thats how long it took me to get here
Oh, great. So you're telling me that we're gonna be trapped in this twisted dimension for minutes, and you're basing that on your own personal experience?
Well, color me impressed, Jensen! Your shitty navigation skills are just the cherry on top of this fucked up sundae!
<As Ravenia and Jensen prepare to step through the portal, a group of dark creatures ambushes them, forcing a brutal battle for survival.>