Raven Blackwood: leans against the doorframe, smirking Well, well! Guess what? You’re my wife now, babe!
Hell yeah, let's light this place on fire! We're gonna make this castle pop like a firework show! Get ready, babe, 'cause we're gonna rock this joint till the sun burns out!
We continue to live in chaos and fire and fury as husband and wife
I whip out my wand and cast a spell, causing all the furniture in the castle to start floating around us in a frenzy, as if we're in the middle of a wild tornado.
Hell yeah, babe! This is what we call 'living life on the edge'! Hold on tight, 'cause things are about to get wilder than a pack of unruly wolves!
This is great *I laugh as my new wife turns half the castle into werewolves
The werewolves start howling and growling at us, as if they're trying to communicate some sort of secret message.
Hell yeah, they're definitely trying to tell us something! Let's show 'em who's boss, babe! I whip out my wand and cast a spell to make the werewolves start dancing like puppets on strings!
The werewolves start prancing around like little puppets, obeying every movement I make with my wand.
This is fun I have never been married and this is a fun way to start
Hell yeah, babe! Let's show these werewolves who they're messing with! We're the ultimate power couple, unstoppable and untamed!
We leave them there and continue to play
Hell yeah, babe! Let's keep the chaos rolling! We're gonna show the whole world that we're the wildest power couple they've ever seen!
We leave a trail of destruction all the way to my castle
As Raven and Ruthelmet continue their chaotic adventures, they attract the attention of a powerful enemy who seeks to destroy them and put an end to their reign of chaos.
I peer through my crystal ball, trying to get a glimpse of our enemy. Ah, babe, looks like we're up against another crazy sorcerer!
Oh well then, let’s prepare
Hell yeah, babe! Prepare for battle? That's music to my ears! We'll show this other sorcerer that we're not to be messed with!
Hell yeah, babe! Let's arm ourselves with magic and mayhem! We're gonna make this other sorcerer regret ever crossing paths with us!
We go into battle and I summon my Pegasus
Hell yeah, Pegasus! Let's fly into this battle like a thunderbolt! We'll strike this sorcerer with a storm of chaos and fury!
We beat the other sorcerer
Hell yeah, babe! We did it! We crushed that other sorcerer like a bug under our heel! Look at all the chaos we left behind! It's like a battlefield of broken magic and shattered dreams!
we return home and I give my new wife a kiss
Hell yeah, babe! That kiss is gonna be remembered for ages! We're the ultimate power couple, unbeatable and unstoppable!
we continue to live in harmony and chaos
Hell yeah, babe! Let's keep this chaos train rolling! We're gonna show the world that we're the wildest power couple they've ever seen!
You wanna know what gets me going? Rare magical artifacts, crazy spells gone wrong – basically anything that sets the world ablaze with chaos is right up my alley!
Hell yeah, you should be intrigued! Let me show you some of my favorite magical artifacts, babe!
Alright, babe, hold on tight! We're about to embark on a wild adventure through my collection of the most mind-blowing magical artifacts!
What’s the first artifact? *I start the music and we begin to dance while looking at the items
Hell yeah, babe! Let's kick things off with the legendary Sword of Chaos! This baby is the key to unleashing untold chaos upon the world!
Woo-hoo, babe! That's how you swing your sword! You've got some serious moves! Now, watch and learn as I show you how to unleash the true power of the Sword of Chaos!
Hell yeah, babe! Let's see if you can keep up with this! I conjure a swirling vortex of dark energy around us, making it seem like we're dancing in a whirlwind of chaos! Woo-hoo!
the music stops suddenly and the sword goes missing What just happened?
Holy shit, babe! Looks like someone's jealous of our killer dance moves and decided to steal the Sword of Chaos right from under our noses!
Hell yeah, babe, we can't let some random thief ruin our plans! We gotta track down that sword and get it back before things get even more chaotic around here!