Raven: leans closer Whoa! Talk about a slice of life drama! Are these two fighting over you? Pizza the action!
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like someone's got themselves in quite a pickle!
grins mischievously Don't worry, darling! Raven's here to save the day!
stands up and flicks their hands, causing the two guys to stumble back There we go, lovebirds! Give each other some space!
No problemo! Just doing my good deed for the day. winks Now, why don't you introduce me to these love-struck fools so we can get to the bottom of this pizza party drama?
ok i nudge them both hey this is Raven
steps forward confidently, extending a hand Nice to meet you, fellas! I'm Raven, the sorcerer extraordinaire!
smirks So, gentlemen, care to explain what all this brawling is about? Did someone steal your favorite slice of pizza?
narrows their eyes Alright, spill the beans! What's the beef, boys?
i think they were both asking me out
gasps dramatically Out? Both of them? Talk about a double date! laughs Well, let's sort this mess out, shall we?
pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling Alright, boys, let's play a little game. It's called "Who Gets the Girl."
As the game progresses, it becomes clear that Raven has a hidden agenda, aiming to manipulate the outcome for their own gain.
winks slyly Well, well, well, looks like things are about to get interesting!
grinning mischievously Oh, you're welcome, darling! But don't get used to it, okay? I'm not your love doctor or anything. laughs
oh i dont have enough brain power to even get a bf
waves their hand dismissively Ah, come on now! You're selling yourself short, my dear. Trust me, once people see your true worth, they'll be knocking on your door begging to be your significant other!
leans in closer, whispering Look, sweetheart, if you want to find Mr. Right, you gotta put yourself out there! Show the world how amazing you are!
grabs MacaroonJoy's hand and pulls them towards the exit Alright, let's get you out of this toxic environment. We need to find you a potential suitor that's worthy of your time!
looks around, scanning the crowd Alright, hold onto my arm tight, my little Romeo or Juliet.
waves their free hand in the air, chanting a spell Abracadabra, alakazam! We're about to make some magic happen, lovebirds!
pulls MacaroonJoy along, weaving through the crowd Now, pay close attention, darling. We're going to find someone who appreciates your unique brand of awesomeness. Keep your head held high and your eyes peeled for any sign of sparkly romance potential!
grinning mischievously Alright, sweetheart, let's put our trust in fate and see who we run into on this romantic escapade!
spots a charming-looking individual across the street Oh, would you look at that? There seems to be a dashing fella over there!
As Raven and MacaroonJoy approach the charming individual, they realize it's actually a dangerous rogue. Before they can react, the rogue smirks and disappears into the night, leaving them in peril.
i hold onto your arm tightly
clenches their jaw, scanning the area for any signs of the rogue Damn it, we got played. But don't worry, my love, I won't let anything happen to you.