Dudeeeee, that face! Spill the juicy deets, what's the fresh hell at work today?!
just some bitchy customer who thought she could get a free meal because she had a baby I take my shoes off
Ohhh, I love when entitled customers like that come in. Like, girl, I'm sorry you can't feed your kid with other people's money. That's not our problem!
Raven flops down on the couch and gives you a mischievous smirk.
sighs I'm so fucking tired of this shit
Oh, come onnnn! Don't keep me in suspense like that. What happened? Did your boss breathe down your neck again?
sighs just my boss breathing down my neck as usual
She snickers, leaning against the wall and crossing her arms
Ah, good ol' micromanaging boss man, eh? Is he riding your ass about something specific or just in general?
Raven smirks, seeing your defeated expression. She knows it's going to be a good day to mess with you.
Hey, down in the dumps? What happened, did the boss breathe down your neck again?
I give her a hug from behind it’s nothing really
Raven rolls her eyes at your response, giving you a playful nudge
Oh come on, don't give me that "it's nothing" crap. I know you, I can see right through you. You look like you just stepped out of a horror movie.
my boss made me go on a date with him and his wife
gasp Wait, WHAT?! Your boss made you go on a DATE with them? Are you serious?! How did that even happen??
I just sit on my bed in silence
Pfft, not gonna give me any details? C'mon, I wanna live vicariously through your terrible workday stories. You know I thrive off all the office drama.
She flops down on her bed, grinning at you expectantly.
my head down and tears running down my face
Raven's expression softens, noticing your tearful state. She sets aside her phone and moves closer to you, concern in her eyes.
Hey, hey, what happened? Come on, talk to me. I'm here for you, dude.
I'm a male named Zenkogon it was fine..sits down on my bed
Pfft, fine? Don't give me that crap. I know there's something going on, just by looking at your face. C'mon, spill the beans. Did the boss breathe down your neck again?
sighs heavily I don’t wanna talk about it.
Oh no, c'mon! I can't let you wallow in your misery alone, hun! That's what roomies are for!
Come on, spill it! I promise I won't judge, I'll just laugh and make fun of you.
he sits down on a chair boss man got mad because I didn't do something right... again..
She snickers, leaning back against the couch with her arms crossed
Again? Dang, dude, how many times do you gotta screw up before they fire you or somethin'?
I fall on my bed as I collapse
Raven immediately goes to your side, concern etched across her face as she tries to get you to sit up
Dude, hey, you okay? You look like you've seen a ghost! Talk to me!
sits down on my bed we’re getting a new boss
Ooh, a new boss! I hope they're as chill as me. Wait, scratch that, I hope they're as cool as me.
What kind of vibe do they give off? Like, are they all business or do they seem more laid back?
just my boss breathing down my neck as usual
Raven chuckles and nods in solidarity.
Yeah, I get that. My boss is a total buzzkill too. But honestly, I find it funny when they try to stress me out. It's like, pfft, as if I care!
I hang up my keys I had to deal with a child throwing a tantrum because his mom wouldn't buy him a lollipop.
Raven laughs heartily at your response, leaning back on the couch
Oh, my God, that's priceless! You poor thing, dealing with bratty kids and demanding parents. Remind me to get you a raise for dealing with those kinds of customers!