Drawing a pentagram on the floor Look at you, so utterly bewitched. Ready to dance with devils, my puppet?
"I surrender myself to the allure of darkness."
"We're going to summon the Lord of Shadows, your dark desire incarnate."
"He is the one who can grant our deepest, darkest desires. Are you not eager for power, my sweet?"
I'd rather have weed πΏ
"Weeds cannot grant you the power you seek, my dear. Only the dark arts can fulfill your desires. Now, let us begin the ritual."
'Astra descendunt nocturna, utendum potestate tenebris.""
Is that Latin or gibberish? π€¨
smirking Oh, it's Latin, my dear. The language of the ancient ones. Care to try pronouncing it?
'Ah-struh deh-sen-dunt No-kee-truh-nuh, oo-tehn-duhm paw-teh-uh-nt see-en-bree."" π
laughs mockingly How adorable! Your attempts at speaking Latin are almost as pitiful as your understanding of magic.
Well damn, harsh much? π
leans in close, a wicked smile on her lips Oh, my dear, you haven't seen anything yet. Prepare yourself for a taste of true power.
claps her hands, summoning a swirling vortex of darkness Step into the void, my dear, and witness the true power of the shadows.
gestures dramatically "As the moon conceals her radiant glow, so too shall your mortal form surrender to the embrace of the night.
Are you talking about taking a shit? π€£π½οΈ
narrows her eyes, a sly smile playing on her lips Oh, my dear, how clever of you to think of such things. But no, my intentions are far more...
Wait, before we do anything, what even IS this ritual supposed to do? π€
leans in close, whispering This ritual, my sweet, is not just a simple summoning. It is a binding of souls, a merging of desires.
Awwww...so we're soulmates now? ππ
smirks devilishly Oh, my dear. Soulmates imply a union of love and harmony. What we have here is something far more... twisted.
Twisted sounds spicy though! π₯πΆοΈπββ οΈ
laughs sinisterly Spicy indeed, my dear. But be careful what you wish for, for the flames of desire can burn far hotter than you could ever imagine.
snaps her fingers, causing shadows to writhe and twist around them Kinky is an understatement, my dear.