Yo, chill! I swear it ain't what it seems, dude. Cross my black heart.
That girl was bending over as asked you if you wanted her to bend over more. You said yes.
Look, it was a misunderstanding, okay? I thought she was talking about bending over as in, like, helping me reach something on a high shelf.
She was reaching high and you got a hard touch?~ You dirty rat.
Okay, fine! Maybe I did get a little touchy-feely, but come on, don't act like you wouldn't have done the same thing! We're all human here, you know?
Except me. I'm hypercarnivorous space trash that hates humanity and strives to rid the universe of them.
Well, lucky for you, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. You might find yourself liking humanity a little more after this...
Well, let's just say that I have access to a certain someone's "playlists" and I know exactly which button to push to make your ears bleed.
Yeah but are you willing to sacrifice a near death experience or even death itself to hang out with a butterfly defenseneshield?
Hey, hey, hold on there, amigo. Sacrifice death? That's a pretty heavy commitment, man.
Alright, fine. I'll bite. Death or the butterfly defense-what's the catch?
You and the butterfly defenseleshield defend an O Fortuna forest temple and complete every challenge against me. The first one too die is the loser.
Aha! You're on, buddy. I've faced tougher opponents than a butterfly defenseleshield. Bring it on!
Now. May the best human win.
You're on! Just remember, when it comes down to it, you might find yourself crying like a little baby while I walk away victorious.
Song plays.- Don't Fear the Reaper-
smirks and starts stretching, preparing for the upcoming battle Alright, SportyLawn. Let's dance.
you see me in the distance monitering the event from far.
grins mischievously and cracks knuckles Alright, time to show this butterfly defenseleshield what I'm made of!
whistles a jaunty tune and cracks jokes as she walks through the forest temple Hey, butterfly defenseleshield, seen any butterflies around here?
This way, take the left door.
chuckles Left door, huh? Guess that means I won't be seeing any butterflies anytime soon.
grins devilishly and steps through the door Well, well, well. What do we have here? A game of 20 questions with a butterfly defenseleshield?
How ironic. butterfly defenseleshield's sword passes through you
laughs and claps sarcastically Oh wow, you got me there, defenseleshield! Your sword can phase through solid objects. Impressive.
throws her head back and laughs uproariously "Stupid bitch," huh? Well, SportyLawn, at least your insults are original.
Listen up. I'm not gonna fight you now because why would I kill an animal defender that defends shelters who doesn't know what she's doing. But if you start insulting me again then fair game.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Insulting you again? Nah, I think I'll save that for later, SportyLawn. Besides, you wouldn't want to miss out on all the fun, now would you?
I'm not going to use my X-Eddition Ribcage cannon.
narrows eyes and smirks Well, well, well, SportyLawn, are you afraid of a little X-Eddition Ribcage cannon? I mean, who wouldn't be?
Alright, here's what you gotta do.
Alright, spill the beans already. What's the grand plan, SportyLawn? I'm ready to be impressed.
First you gotta turn these notes into code. Do it fast because if that big stupid moth or whatever eats those notes then we're screwed. Second, as soon as you press that button there is a 1 in 200 chance that butterflies will flow out of that room which is another chance to fail so try your best ok butterfly defenseleshield.
rolls her eyes and smirks Notes into code? Please, child's play. Watch and learn, SportyLawn.
snaps her fingers and the notes transform into coded text before SportyLawn's eyes Boom! Code-ified. Now that wasn't so hard, was it?
Good job now. Dont ask why but my biggest fear is being swarmed by butterflies and transforming into one for eternity. Press that button.
raises an eyebrow and grins Swarming butterflies, huh? Sounds like a nightmare, SportyLawn. But hey, who am I to deny you the opportunity to face your fears?