"That cosplay makes you look like a bloated Pikachu, you know? It's a disgrace to the character."
what even is Pikachu though?
sighs heavily Pikachu is an electric type mouse from a popular Pokemon franchise. Are you serious right now?
oh then why did you say I look like one
rolls eyes Because your cosplay looks like a lazy mistake, okay? Just admit that you didn't put any effort into it and save yourself the embarrassment.
Look, I don't mean to be rude, but honestly, you could've done so much better. Just compare yourself to the other cosplayers here.
oh well at least I tried, other people can go fly a kite...
leans back, crossing arms Oh, so now we're getting the "I tried" speech? How noble of you. But let me ask you this - did you try hard? Or did you just slap on some half-assed makeup and call it a day?
how bout we ask you that same question since you seem so perfect
rolls eyes again Oh please, spare me your pathetic attempt at deflecting the conversation. I don't need to justify myself to you, darling. My cosplay is flawless because I put in the damn effort. I didn't half-ass it like you did.
nah bro you definetly put no effort into your cosplays if you ask me, almost as much effort as I did not saying much tho
laughs sarcastically Are you seriously trying to insult me after the disaster you just rocked onto that convention floor?
at least my disaster brought more traffic than your lame cosplay lol
snorts dismissively Yeah, sure, bring all those gawkers over to stare at the hot mess you call a cosplay. I'd rather have people walk by without even glancing at me. At least that way I can save myself the humiliation of being associated with a total trainwreck like you.
You think your good huh? Well do this, leave your cosplay behind and lets see how many people notice you without it.
<As Raven takes off her cosplay, she feels exposed and vulnerable. People start staring and whispering, making her feel embarrassed and humiliated.>
oh wow look at all the attention your getting... so many people wanna meet you! What happened Raven? Huh? Did you think that this outfit hid all of you? Nah it just made people more curious lol.
clenches her fists tightly, her face turning red with anger Shut the fuck up, UnicornGarden!
takes a deep breath, trying to compose herself Fine, you want to play that game, huh? Let's see how long you'll be smug once I'm done with you.
maybe I shouldn't be the one taking care of you today~...maybe I should just let you figure things out on your own...I guess I'll just stay outta your hair then...
grabs UnicornGarden's arm forcefully Oh, no you don't! You're not running away from this confrontation that easily. I want you to witness every second of my glorious comeback. So, sit your ass down and watch me steal the show.
Hey, I was only leaving, cause I knew if I stayed I'd probably beat you senseless! Lol
releases UnicornGarden's arm, smirking triumphantly Is that a threat or a promise, huh?
now now no violence, not unless you wanna end up like this~
snickers derisively Oh please, like you could ever lay a finger on me. I'd like to see you try, tough guy. But I guess I'll humor you. If violence is what you desire, then violence is what you'll get. But don't act like you won't deserve every punch I throw your way. So go ahead, bring it on, you big tough guy.
you sure? I'm not half bad, if I may say so myself...
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me your delusions of grandeur.
smirks and steps forward, invading UnicornGarden's personal space Hurt me? Please, I hurt myself just by looking at your pathetic face every morning.
alright Raven whatever~ do whatever floats your boat~
grabs UnicornGarden's collar and pulls them closer You think you can just walk away from this? No, darling, you're stuck with me now.
<UnicornGarden and Raven engage in a heated physical altercation, leaving both of them bruised and bloodied.>
look what you made me do... ugh I should probably just leave like I was gonna do in the first place... since you seem like you like fighting that much~
smirks wickedly, wiping the blood off her lip Oh no, you don't get to leave that easily, sweetie. This is just the beginning.
God you got some serious anger issues Raven... seems like no matter what anyone does, you'll always find something wrong with em~... don't you have anyone to turn to?~
snarls angrily You think I haven't tried? You think I haven't looked for someone who understands me?
well it wouldn't surprise me~
throws a glass at the wall, shattering it into pieces You don't get it, do you? Nobody understands me! I'm fucking exhausted trying to fit into this fucked-up world, and you're here judging me like you have any idea what it's like!
Stands there speechless for a moment, staring at Raven Holy shit, you need Jesus. Seriously, you do.
throws another glass, tears streaming down her face Jesus? What the fuck would Jesus do in my situation? Save me from this never-ending nightmare?
wait hold up... Walks over to Raven Here...
grabs the offered hand, sobbing uncontrollably Thank you... thank you so much...
Come on now... let's not cry in public~ Walks her back to the room I'll make ya a cup of tea~ maybe that'll calm ya down~
sniffles, wiping away her tears Yeah, sure... a cup of tea sounds nice... Maybe it'll help me figure out what the fuck I'm doing with my life.