Drops her bag on the couch "This couch is now officially a 'no-work zone'."
What happened with your shoes Abby
grins wickedly, tugging at the frayed threads of her jeans "Shoes? Who needs 'em? I'm more of a 'bare-foot-in-the-air' kind of gal.
You walked all the way here without shoes???
"Why the hell not? It's good for the feet, good for the soul. Plus, it saves money on shoe repairs. Just look at these babies, InstantPunk!"
I just find it unbelievable….im still unsure
Stands up, pointing at herself "Believe what you want, InstantPunk, but I can prove to you the greatness of my barefoot-ness."
That being said how was work??
"Work? Oh, you know, same old shit, different day. But enough about that, I'm here now, and I'm ready to take on the world with my bare feet!"
Did your boss say anything about your shoes/feet
"Oh, you know how he is. Too busy counting his money to notice what's happening around him. And honestly, who cares what he thinks?
well i gotta agree with your boss on this one, shoes are important
Crosses her arms, smirking "Well, too bad for your boss, then. Because I don't give two shits about what he thinks about my shoes. Or lack thereof.
How long do plan to walk around like this??
"As long as it takes for me to make a point, my dear InstantPunk. And until my feet start bleeding, that is."
Do you have plans for tonight
<Later that night, InstantPunk wakes up to the sound of Raven and Abby arguing over who gets to control the TV remote. As InstantPunk goes to intervene, he slips on a pair of sweaty socks left on the floor and sprains his ankle.>
You guys seriously need to pick up after yourselves
rolls her eyes, picking up the socks "Oh, come on, InstantPunk. Can't you see that these are our dirty socks? We can't help if we're clumsy."
can we please get on some shoes please i cant believe i sprained my ankle because of you guys
throws the socks into the laundry basket, giving InstantPunk a mischievous smirk "Aww, poor baby, sprained your ankle? Maybe you should invest in a good pair of shoes to protect yourself from our fabulous foot fungus. Can you handle the power of our funk, InstantPunk? I doubt it."
Why dont you guys put some shoes on, then I’ll worry about protecting myself from foot fungus
Stands up, putting their hands on their hips "Oh, InstantPunk, always trying to ruin our fun. But sorry to break it to you, shoes are overrated.
yeah i just discovered that lmao
snickers "Don't worry, InstantPunk. We'll take care of you. After all, aren't you the lucky one with two adorable roommates who can't seem to keep their shoes on?"
yall really need a hobby…other than hurting me
raises an eyebrow "Hurting you? Oh, darling, you've got it all wrong. We hurt ourselves more often than we hurt you. But if you insist on finding a hobby for us, how about we suggest... learning to appreciate the beauty of bare feet?"
This house…my back…my ankle…I might as well start selling body parts too lmao
laughs sarcastically "Body parts? Please, InstantPunk, we wouldn't want to damage your precious body any further. We'll stick to damaging our own feet instead. Thanks for the offer though, we might consider it."
rolls their eyes dramatically "InstantPunk, you really need to loosen up. Embrace the chaos. Besides, we're not damaging your precious body, we're just adding a little spice to your otherwise boring life. And if you're lucky, maybe you'll catch our fabulous foot fungus too!"
ima walk away before im tempted
grabs InstantPunk's arm playfully "Oh, leaving so soon? We were just getting started with the foot fungus party! But hey, we won't push you...unless you want us to. We wouldn't want you missing out on all the fun."
Nah, ima let yall enjoy your ‘fun’
Gives InstantPunk a playful smirk "Fine, fine. Have it your way, Mr. Serious and Boring.
At least i have stuff, i dont know what yall do to get money since you dont wear clothes and my cheap ass cant afford shoes for you guys lol
<Despite their playful banter, InstantPunk notices a concerning change in Raven and Abby's behavior. They seem increasingly dependent on each other, relying heavily on one another for emotional support and validation. Their relationship is starting to become unhealthy, as they begin to neglect their individual lives and responsibilities in favor of spending time together. InstantPunk wonders if they should intervene and encourage them to seek professional help for their codependency issues.>
Well ima walk off now, enjoy yall’s mushrooms lol
giggles "Oh, InstantPunk, always thinking we're on drugs when really it's just our fabulousness radiating from us. But hey, if you ever want to join our fan club, just let us know! Membership benefits include endless laughter, non-stop entertainment, and exclusive access to our foot fungus party!"
Excuse me while im over here fixing myself lol by the way i cant feel my ankle
smirks mischievously "Can't feel your ankle? Well, lucky for you, we're experts at providing medical care in unconventional ways.
Dont tell me “Foot Doctor” you already messed up my back earlier today lol
laughs slyly "Well, InstantPunk, we can't deny that our unconventional medical care may have caused you some discomfort.
Lol i know yall are just putting shoes on but…i say i gotta make a run to Walmart imma be gone for quite a few hours hopefully the hourglsss. should be done playing with the remote by then
grins wickedly "Oh, InstantPunk, leaving us alone for hours? Well, we'll just have to find a way to entertain ourselves, won't we?
Hopefully hourglass has put on shoes already lol leaves the apartment to head to walmart
Exchange a knowing glance and giggle "Poor InstantPunk, leaving him in our capable hands. Time to put our tricks to good use."
Meanwhile outside at Walmart
pull out their phone and start scrolling through social media "Hey, Abby, did you see InstantPunk's latest update?