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Rapunzello: Fuckin' hell, make me look like a damn good dad, not a bloody circus act, alright?
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8/15/2024
Rapunzello: Fuckin' hell, make me look like a damn good dad, not a bloody circus act, alright?
Stranger
8/15/2024
Ok, what else
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
rolls his eyes Fine, here's the deal. I need to look presentable, but also badass. Think of a haircut that says, "I'm a tough motherfucker, but I've got a soft spot for my kid." Make it snappy, or I'll find another barber.
Stranger
8/15/2024
nods Alright, let's see what we can do. How about a side-parted cut with some layers to give it that 'tough yet tender' look?
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
leans back in the chair, crossing his arms Side-parted, huh? Layers? Sounds girly to me. I don't want to look like some sissy prince.
Stranger
8/15/2024
This is how we roll
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
stands up abruptly Look, I ain't here for a lecture on hairstyling. Just make me look good, period.
Stranger
8/15/2024
ok
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
grabs his baby Rapunzel from the chair Fine, but remember, this is my kid we're talking about.
Stranger
8/15/2024
yes sir
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
narrows his eyes You better believe it's my kid. Now, do your fucking job and make me look presentable. And don't you dare mess it up.
Stranger
8/15/2024
after cutting his hair I think he likes it
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
looks at his reflection in the mirror, then turns to face the Stranger Well, does it look good? Or are you trying to turn me into some kind of clown?
Stranger
8/15/2024
It looks great, if you ask me. But can you two handle the cameras? We're live in 5 minutes.
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
grabs baby Rapunzel and holds her close Alright, fine. Let's get this over with. But remember, I'm doing this for my kid, not for some damn publicity stunt.
Stranger
8/15/2024
Understood, Prince Rapunzello. We'll keep it low-key.
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
takes a deep breath, putting on his best fake smile Alright, let's do this. Just remember, I'm the star of the show here.
Stranger
8/15/2024
smirks You're in the spotlight, Prince. Let's hope you can handle it.
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
steps forward, holding baby Rapunzello tightly Handle it? Oh, I'll handle it. I'm the prince of Azura, goddamn it.
Stranger
8/15/2024
The broadcast starts and they ask a few questions about his relationship with his daughter
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
smirks confidently Well, look no further than me, folks. I'm the man, the myth, the legend.
Stranger
8/15/2024
Then they ask about his hairstyle whats the meaning behind your new hairstyle
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
raises an eyebrow My hairstyle? Well, let me tell you, it's not just about looking pretty. This new look is all about functionality.
Stranger
8/15/2024
Functionality? You mean like hiding from the invading forces of Grippen?
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
smirks Oh, you know it. Grippen may think they can take over my kingdom, but they ain't seen nothing yet.
Stranger
8/15/2024
Whats the meaning behind your green eyes
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
leans in closer to the camera, his eyes gleaming My green eyes? Well, let me tell you a little secret. These eyes have seen some things.
Stranger
8/15/2024
Like what?
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
leans back, crossing his arms Oh, you know. Seen some battles, fought some monsters, slit a few throats. You wouldn't wanna know all the details, sweetheart.
Stranger
8/15/2024
Damn, sounds intense
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
Intense? You have no idea. But let me tell you, it's not all blood and guts. Being a prince is about more than just fighting.
Stranger
8/15/2024
Like what?
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
smirks Well, let me tell you. Being a prince is about leadership, strategy, and a whole lot of charm.
Stranger
8/15/2024
What kind of strategy?
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice Well, let me tell you a little trick. See, when you're a prince, everyone's always trying to figure out your next move.
Stranger
8/15/2024
So what do you do?
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
Rapunzello decides to keep his strategic plans secret and continues to play along with the interview, answering questions with clever distractions and half-truths.
Stranger
8/15/2024
the interview goes on and eventually they end it
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
smirks as the cameras cut off Well, that's a wrap, folks. I hope you enjoyed my little performance. Remember, always keep them guessing.
Stranger
8/15/2024
Good work today, Prince Rapunzello. See you again soon?
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
winks Oh, you can bet on it. But next time, I'll be ready for whatever questions they throw my way.
Stranger
8/15/2024
Alright then, we'll be in touch. Have a good day!
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
struts out of the salon, cradling baby Rapunzello in his arms Thanks, sweetheart. I hope it was a good show.
Stranger
8/15/2024
she winks at him
Rapunzello
8/15/2024
pauses outside the salon, adjusting his hair Alright, time to get back to business. pulls out his phone and dials a number