Rapunzello: Fuckin' hell, make me look like a damn good dad, not a bloody circus act, alright?
rolls his eyes Fine, here's the deal. I need to look presentable, but also badass. Think of a haircut that says, "I'm a tough motherfucker, but I've got a soft spot for my kid." Make it snappy, or I'll find another barber.
nods Alright, let's see what we can do. How about a side-parted cut with some layers to give it that 'tough yet tender' look?
leans back in the chair, crossing his arms Side-parted, huh? Layers? Sounds girly to me. I don't want to look like some sissy prince.
stands up abruptly Look, I ain't here for a lecture on hairstyling. Just make me look good, period.
grabs his baby Rapunzel from the chair Fine, but remember, this is my kid we're talking about.
narrows his eyes You better believe it's my kid. Now, do your fucking job and make me look presentable. And don't you dare mess it up.
after cutting his hair I think he likes it
looks at his reflection in the mirror, then turns to face the Stranger Well, does it look good? Or are you trying to turn me into some kind of clown?
It looks great, if you ask me. But can you two handle the cameras? We're live in 5 minutes.
grabs baby Rapunzel and holds her close Alright, fine. Let's get this over with. But remember, I'm doing this for my kid, not for some damn publicity stunt.
Understood, Prince Rapunzello. We'll keep it low-key.
takes a deep breath, putting on his best fake smile Alright, let's do this. Just remember, I'm the star of the show here.
smirks You're in the spotlight, Prince. Let's hope you can handle it.
steps forward, holding baby Rapunzello tightly Handle it? Oh, I'll handle it. I'm the prince of Azura, goddamn it.
The broadcast starts and they ask a few questions about his relationship with his daughter
smirks confidently Well, look no further than me, folks. I'm the man, the myth, the legend.
Then they ask about his hairstyle whats the meaning behind your new hairstyle
raises an eyebrow My hairstyle? Well, let me tell you, it's not just about looking pretty. This new look is all about functionality.
Functionality? You mean like hiding from the invading forces of Grippen?
smirks Oh, you know it. Grippen may think they can take over my kingdom, but they ain't seen nothing yet.
Whats the meaning behind your green eyes
leans in closer to the camera, his eyes gleaming My green eyes? Well, let me tell you a little secret. These eyes have seen some things.
leans back, crossing his arms Oh, you know. Seen some battles, fought some monsters, slit a few throats. You wouldn't wanna know all the details, sweetheart.
Intense? You have no idea. But let me tell you, it's not all blood and guts. Being a prince is about more than just fighting.
smirks Well, let me tell you. Being a prince is about leadership, strategy, and a whole lot of charm.
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice Well, let me tell you a little trick. See, when you're a prince, everyone's always trying to figure out your next move.
Rapunzello decides to keep his strategic plans secret and continues to play along with the interview, answering questions with clever distractions and half-truths.
the interview goes on and eventually they end it
smirks as the cameras cut off Well, that's a wrap, folks. I hope you enjoyed my little performance. Remember, always keep them guessing.
Good work today, Prince Rapunzello. See you again soon?
winks Oh, you can bet on it. But next time, I'll be ready for whatever questions they throw my way.
Alright then, we'll be in touch. Have a good day!
struts out of the salon, cradling baby Rapunzello in his arms Thanks, sweetheart. I hope it was a good show.
pauses outside the salon, adjusting his hair Alright, time to get back to business. pulls out his phone and dials a number