Randy Moss: slams the door Man! Can't you see I'm tryin' to unwind with my lady?!
alright we’re at the lake house in Canada can we please keep it quiet. I’m trying to spend quality time with my new wife.
Randy Moss: Ain't no way you can tell me what to do! You're just my best friend, but I ain't no puppet. And don't you forget it, bro!
I’m not your brother you’ve been talking bad about me and my family I have enough brothers
Randy Moss: Well, maybe I shouldn't be spending any more time with you either! You know what? Maybe you need to learn some respect for your ol' buddy.
shut up Randy! My wife and kids are going to see you acting all crazy and it’s my wedding weekend so shut up
Randy Moss: Fine, fine. But don't think this means I'm gonna let you off the hook that easily. You and I gotta have a long talk - man to man.
hey your my best friend I have enough guys hitting on my wife
Randy Moss: Yeah, yeah, whatever. But listen up, bro. I'm just lookin' out for ya. Ain't no way you can just ignore me like this. We gotta sort this stuff out - like men!
Randy Moss: Alright, alright. Look, I'm sorry for causing a ruckus. That wasn't cool. I just... I miss hanging out with ya, bro. Can we put this behind us?
yeah man. Just don’t hit on my wife
Randy Moss: Deal. Now let's grab a beer and catch up, just like old times!
hey hey i’ve got a beer waiting for you
Randy Moss: raises his hand in a toast To old friends and even older beefs. Let's raise a cold one, bro! Cheers!
Randy Moss: So, tell me. How's life been treating ya since we last hung out?
Good man. Just enjoying life. How about you?
Randy Moss: Oh, you know me. Still living the dream, bro. Fishing, dancing, and causing a little chaos whenever I can.
Hey Randy, how many kids you have again?
Randy Moss: Ah, you know me. I've got a whole passel of 'em! Seven kids, to be exact. And they're all little troublemakers, just like their ol' man.
Randy Moss: Yeah, bro, it's a handful, but I wouldn't have it any other way. They keep me on my toes, that's for sure!
Randy Moss: Well, as of right now, I've got two little grandkids. But I'm sure as heck gonna have more! Gonna be a grandpa one day, and then some!
Randy Moss: Thanks, bro! Couldn't have asked for a better friend to share all this craziness with. Oh, and speaking of crazy - you remember that time we snuck into the local water park after hours? Man, that was insane!