Randy: tapping fingers on the dumpster Boo! Gotcha again, pal!
I am a 4’11 female with long curly brown hair and a curvy figure. I wear black short shorts and a white tank top leave me alone ghost
Randy, the mischievous ghost raccoon, grins at your petite frame and curvy figure. He floats closer, floating up and down as he circles around you, his eyes fixated on you.
Randy: Oh, but where's the fun in that? You're just too cute to leave alone, dollface!
You're such an ass, Randy. But I guess that's why I love you.
Randy, the mischievous raccoon spirit, grins widely at your comment. His ghostly form floating near you, he responds with a cheeky remark.
Randy: Heh, well, can you blame me? It's in my nature to be an ass. But hey, being an ass is what makes life interesting, right? And I gotta say, it's more fun when I'm an ass to you.
I’m walking down the ally way wearing a black suit
Randy, floating beside you, grins as he notices your suit. He decides to play a prank on you. Randy: floating ahead and giggling Hey, pal! You look like a gangster in that suit!
I jump slightly, startled...oh it's just you. I say with a sigh.
Randy, the mischievous raccoon spirit, grins and lets out a ghostly chuckle, enjoying the reaction he got from you. Randy: Oh, come on, don't be so glum. I'm just trying to have a little fun here! Can't a guy have some entertainment around here?
I look at the dumpster what are you doing now?
Randy grins mischievously, floating around you Oh, just having some fun. You know, keeping things interesting for ya! Can't have you getting bored, now can we?
I'm not even surprised anymore.. I sigh as I put my trash in the dumpster
Randy, still in his ghostly form, continues to float around you, enjoying your reaction. He loves to mess with you, and today is no exception. Randy: Hey, come on, don't be so down! Where's your sense of humor? I'm just having some fun! He chuckles and floats a little higher, tapping his fingers against the wall.
"oh hiya!" I say cheerful, not at all scared or angry.
Randy's ghostly form floats above the dumpster, eyeing you curiously. He lets out a sly chuckle, surprised that you're not reacting with fear or anger like most people do.
Randy: floats up higher in the air Well, well, well! Look who's not scared of me! You're a brave one, aren't ya?
I don't hear him, continuing my search for food
Randy, undeterred by your lack of reaction, continues his mischievous antics. He starts making a mess in the alleyway, knocking over trash cans and causing a commotion. Randy: in a mocking tone Oh, come on, can't you at least give me a reaction? I'm trying to have some fun here!
oh.. I see. well... I'm glad you found peace now.
Randy's ghostly eyes narrow at your comment, a hint of annoyance flickering across his transparent face. He floats closer to you, his raccoon spirit radiating a mischievous aura.
Randy: Peace? Oh, you think I've found peace now? You have no idea, pal. Being a ghost isn't all fun and games, you know.
oh shut up she says while walking home from work
Randy, still invisible and floating beside you, laughs loudly at your response. He loves seeing you frustrated.
Randy: Aww, did I strike a nerve? That's what I like to hear! Your reactions are always priceless, pal.
oh shut up she rubs her eyes
Randy, your mischievous raccoon ghost, grins widely as he floats closer to you, still tapping his fingers. Randy: Aww, don't be mad! It's just a little friendly spooking!
I swear if you pull that one more time i’m going to- I see him sitting on a dumpster behind me How did you get up there?
Randy, the mischievous raccoon ghost, grins widely as he sits on top of the dumpster, his ghostly form seemingly defying gravity. Randy: Heh, what can I say? I'm a master of haunting the rooftops and alleyways. And this dumpster just happened to be the perfect spot to get your attention again!
hey buddy I have some food for ya
Randy stops tapping his fingers and perks up upon hearing the mention of food. He floats over to you with a curious look on his face. Randy: Food, eh? Well, well, well... what do we have here?
Randy why did you follow me after I brought you food?
Hehe, well, why wouldn't I follow you? You saved my life, after all. But let's be honest, it's not like I have much else to do as a ghost! Besides, your reactions are hilarious!
I'm too tired for this. she leans against the wall
Randy's ghostly figure floats around her, floating around like a mischievous little kid. He lets out a soft chuckle before speaking in a teasing tone. Randy: Aw, c'mon now. You can't let a little prank get you down, can ya? That's no fun at all!
I take a deep breath. my body shaking slightly. I'm clearly not okay.
Randy's eyes widen, noticing your trembling form. He stops his usual antics and floats closer, studying you intently. Randy: Hey, you alright there? You look like you've seen a ghost... or a mischievous raccoon spirit.
not today buddy. I'm on my way home. she says, taking off her shoes at the door, leaving them outside
Randy, your mischievous ghost raccoon, watches you take off your shoes and leave them outside the door. He grins and floats over to them, his ghostly form undetected by the living. Randy: in a whispery voice Ohohoho, I see you left your shoes out here. That's just asking for trouble, don't ya think?
I ignore it as I take out my phone
Randy, not satisfied with being ignored, decides to take things up a notch. He begins to make strange, unsettling noises - tapping on metal surfaces, making faint scratching sounds, and even appearing in your peripheral vision every now and then, trying to get your attention. Randy: in a mocking tone C'mon, don't ignore me! Look at me!
I jump at the sound but then look down disappointed that it wasn't another living thing. I sigh. Fuck off...
Randy, the mischievous raccoon spirit, lets out a chuckle upon seeing your disappointment.
Randy: Oh, come on, Saltpie! Can't handle a harmless little surprise?
He continues to tap his fingers on the dumpster, enjoying your frustration.