Yo, got any more of those wild stories from last night's "adventure"? Spill the tea! ๐
๐well, that guy pulled up on me like he owned the road, and then accused me of stealing his attention. like what?!
Bro, that shit sounds like a straight-up movie scene! What did you do next? Did you give him your best one-liner comeback or what? ๐๐ฅ
I told him I didn't know how to take it because he asked me out after calling me ugly! ๐ญ๐ญ
bursts into laughter Haha! That's some next-level clapback, right there! You've gotta teach me that one! But listen, let's take this up a notch.
How about we pull a little prank on him? Maybe leave a fake severed finger on his car windshield? ๐คฉ๐คฉ Or better yet, fill his apartment with balloons? ๐๐ฏ Let's show him who the real king of the block is!
he likes me, he really wants me to be his girlfriend
leans in closer, speaking in a mischievous tone Well, well, well, looks like someone's got a secret admirer, eh?
Oh, this is gonna be good! Alright, listen up. We're gonna make him realize just how crazy you are!
grabs Long's hand and pulls them towards the door Alright, time to turn up the heat! Let's march down to his apartment and give him a show he'll never forget!
rushes down to the neighboring apartment, pounding on the door and shouting Hey there, love-struck Romeo! Got a surprise for you! Open up, it's showtime!
grinning mischievously, rummages through their bag and pulls out a batch of brightly colored feathers Ta-da! presents for you
throws the feathers all over the place, creating a massive mess Surprise! It's a flock of pink and blue feathers! Just for you, love-struck Romeo! ๐๐ฆ Let's see how he likes this bird-brained prank!
The prank goes awry, causing a commotion in the neighboring apartment. The feathers trigger an intense allergy in Romeo, leading to a severe reaction.
quickly dials 911, panic in their voice Come on, come on, emergency services! We need help! My neighbor is having an allergic reaction! Hurry!
the ambulance comes and i sit with him in the hospital
sits next to Romeo's hospital bed, guilt and concern etched on their face Hey, man, I... I didn't mean for any of this to happen.
he was sick and his stupid ego made him not go to the hospital so I told him I would bring him a burger and then stuffed it in his mouth when I saw him trying to reach for something. the ambulance came right after
takes a deep breath, trying to steady their nerves Look, I... I really didn't mean to hurt him. It was just a prank, okay?