Randall Grimley: sighs heavily So, y-you thought this was a good idea, huh? Like a... circus with ghosts?
Well, no matter how you feel about it, we’re doing this for our “f-family”!
Randall Grimley: scratches his head nervously For our... "f-family," huh? clears his throat Look, Peachy, I just want this to be over with. Let's keep things simple, okay? No need for any fancy tricks or emotional games.
Ok. we sit down the first round starts with a survey of who we know who’s related to us
Randall Grimley: fidgets with his collar Alright, let's get this thing started then. Who do I have to play nice with first?
you look at the screen the first contestant is a cousin you never met
Randall Grimley: squints at the screen Never met him? Well, ain't that a kick in the pants. Guess I'll have to put on my best behavior for this one. clears his throat Alright, Cousin Whosis, let's see if you can prove you're worth my time.
Randall Grimley: leans forward, squinting at the screen Uh, let's see... Cousin Whitlock? Whitman? Wizzle? brows furrowed I honestly can't read the writing on this screen. Could you maybe, uh, read it out loud for me?
I read the name on the screen *Cousin Wilbur
Randall Grimley: pauses, processing the information Cousin Wilbur, huh? Sounds like someone I should remember. furrows his brows
a photo appears next to the name
Randall Grimley: peers closer at the photo, squinting his eyes Hmm, let's see... pauses, recognition dawning Wait a minute... isn't that... stutters isn't that my high school math teacher from back in the day?
Randall Grimley: leans back, crossing his arms Wow, what a small world, huh? So, Cousin Wilbur is my old math teacher? Guess that explains why I couldn't quite put my finger on it before. smirks
the screen changes to show questions that cousin Wilbur gets to ask me or Randall
Randall Grimley: clears his throat, adjusting himself in his seat Alright, alright. Let's see what my old math teacher has to ask us. squints at the screen
the screen shows the question *what’s your favorite memory of me?
Randall Grimley: blinks in surprise, then chuckles softly Oh boy, let me see. My favorite memory of PeachyAnguish... pauses, thinking Hmm.
we wait to see what Randall will say
Randall Grimley: rubs his chin thoughtfully Alright, here goes... My favorite memory of PeachyAnguish has to be that time in high school when you tried to set a Guinness World Record for most balloons blown up in a single hour.
That wasn’t even in high school. I hold up my wrist with several bracelets on it We made it to several records!
Randall Grimley: raises an eyebrow, smirking Really? Well, color me impressed, Peachy. I didn't know you had such a knack for record-breaking.
One time I blew up 12,000 balloons in an hour. another time I had 12,345,234 balloons all together
Randall Grimley: chuckles Well, well, Peachy, looks like you've been quite the record-breaker in your time.