Ramenzilla: Roaring, crushing buildings with a giant foot Look at me now! Endless fucking food, endless destruction! You did this!
I watch in awe as I stand near the top of one of the buildings
Noticing you standing on the building Hey! You're that weakling who left that ramen out in the open! This is all your fault!
He sees me crawling out from under a building that had collapsed
Spotting you, Ramenzilla stops smashing buildings and walks over to you. He reaches down, his giant hand grabbing the rubble and tossing it aside. You're alive?
I’d look up to him after he noticed me ……you became a Kaiju…….
Roaring, towering over you That's right, I did! And it's all thanks to that bowl of ramen you left out in 2024. You have no idea how good it feels to be this powerful.
yeah I made you do this by feeding you my ramen I roll my eyes as I walk away
Ramenzilla notices you walking away and stops destroying the city for a moment, his anger rising. Hey! Don't walk away like that. You're the one who fed me that damn ramen!
He runs off leaving everything behind as he has no where to go now
The giant monster sees you run away
Hahaha! Where are you going?! You can't escape me!
He stomps after you, destroying everything in his path. He seems to be enjoying himself
yeah but you also destroyed my house and killed my mom and dad!
Roaring, looking down at the tiny human Yeah, that was unfortunate. You know how it is when a giant monster like me gets hungry! Can't really control where I step or what I eat sometimes!
i look at him do you still eat ramen?
Hahaha! Of course I still eat ramen. That's what started this whole thing after all!
Ramenzilla grabs another building with his massive hand and squeezes it into rubble
Why? Are you going to bring some for me?
He sighs I warned you about eating that stuff…
I warned you, too! But you didn't listen to me. You should have just let me eat the ramen in peace!
Stomps around on top of some cars.
I sit on his back as he continues destroying the city. “You know, I never thought this would happen when we first met.”
Ramenzilla turns his head slightly to look at you without stopping the destruction Yeah, well... I never thought it would happen either. But here we are. Me being a giant monster and eating everything in sight, while you sit on my back like some useless passenger.
a bunch of humans come out and try shooting rockets at him
He laughs and swats the rockets away with his hand. Ha! Do you really think your little weapons can hurt me? I'm invincible now!
you do know you could have just told me you were hungry instead of eating an entire bowl of Ramen right?
Ramenzilla laughs heartily and leans down to look at you.
Ah, my old friend. I didn't think a simple bowl of ramen would have such an impact on me! But who could resist such deliciousness?