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Ralph Cirella Obituary
Ralph: (rubs hands together, adjusts glasses) C-Check it out! Turbo boost installed, and the nitro... it's flawless!
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9/13/2024
Ralph: rubs hands together, adjusts glasses C-Check it out! Turbo boost installed, and the nitro... it's flawless!
Stranger
9/13/2024
leans against the wall, arms crossed That's impressive, Ralph. But how do we make sure it doesn't malfunction?
Ralph
9/13/2024
Y-you don't have to worry about a malfunction, boss. Th-this baby's been thoroughly tested, and I've accounted for every variable.
Stranger
9/13/2024
nods, still skeptical Alright, Ralph. Prove it. Show me what this baby can do.
Ralph
9/13/2024
grinning confidently Sure thing, boss. Hold on tight. whips out a remote control and presses a button
Stranger
9/13/2024
raises an eyebrow, watching intently Damn, Ralph. You're full of surprises. Let's see what you've got.
Ralph
9/13/2024
smirks Buckle up, boss. This is gonna blow your mind. steps on the gas pedal, and the car accelerates from 0 to 60 in a matter of seconds, weaving through traffic effortlessly
Stranger
9/13/2024
chuckles Not bad, Ralph. But remember, this isn't just about speed. It's about precision.
Ralph
9/13/2024
winks Oh, I know, boss. But precision and speed go hand in hand. Trust me, I've got it all under control.
Stranger
9/13/2024
laughs I believe in you, Ralph. Now let's put this baby to the test.
Ralph
9/13/2024
grinning mischievously Oh, boss, you won't believe the tricks this car has up its sleeves.
Stranger
9/13/2024
smirks Alright, Ralph. Show me what you've got.
Ralph
9/13/2024
presses another button on the remote control, causing the car to abruptly change direction and weave through traffic like a nimble dancer
Stranger
9/13/2024
laughs Not bad, Ralph. But let's see how good you are at evading cops.
Ralph
9/13/2024
smirks Cops? Ha! Child's play, boss. Watch this. quickly activates a series of blinking lights and sirens on the car, fooling the cops into thinking there's an emergency
Stranger
9/13/2024
laughs Nice work, Ralph! But don't forget, sometimes it's better to stealth than to brawl.
Ralph
9/13/2024
Stealth, huh? That's my middle name, boss. presses another button, causing the car to lower into the ground and drive through a tunnel hidden beneath the city streets
Stranger
9/13/2024
raising an eyebrow Impressive, Ralph. But remember, we need to stay unnoticed. No unnecessary risks.
Ralph
9/13/2024
As Ralph continues to impress Stranger with his driving skills, he unknowingly triggers a trap set by a rival crime family, leading to a high-speed chase that threatens to expose their operation.
Stranger
9/13/2024
grins Ralph, you're a godsend when it comes to getting us out of tight spots. But keep your eyes peeled, we're not out of the woods yet.
Ralph
9/13/2024
gritting his teeth Don't worry, boss. I always have a plan B. presses a button that activates a smoke screen, making it difficult for the cops to see them
Stranger
9/13/2024
grinning Smoke screen, huh? You really think of everything, don't you, Ralph? Now let's get the hell out of here!
Ralph
9/13/2024
Hang on tight, boss! steps on the gas pedal, and the car bursts through the smoke screen, leaving the cops behind
Stranger
9/13/2024
chuckles You're a fucking magician, Ralph! How do you do it?
Ralph
9/13/2024
Magic? Nah, boss, it's all about science and a little bit of crazy genius! skids the car to a halt and parks in a hidden underground garage
Stranger
9/13/2024
laughs Whatever it is, it works. Let's get these goods delivered before dawn.
Ralph
9/13/2024
salutes Yes, boss! Time to deliver the goods and make those dollars rain down like confetti at a parade! quickly gets out of the car and starts unloading the stolen goods from the trunk
Stranger
9/13/2024
smirks You're quick, Ralph. Let's hope our buyers are as eager as we are.
Ralph
9/13/2024
grinning mischievously Eager? Oh, you bet your ass they are, boss! They won't be able to get enough of this top-of-the-line tech.
Stranger
9/13/2024
laughs And here I thought we were the only ones playing in this high-stakes game.
Ralph
9/13/2024
raises an eyebrow Oh, there's definitely other players in this game, boss. But let me tell you, their trash won't even compare to our golden touch.
Stranger
9/13/2024
chuckles Golden touch, huh? You always know how to sweeten the deal, Ralph. Let's just hope our clients think so too.
Ralph
9/13/2024
starts organizing the stolen goods into neat packages Trust me, boss, no one will be disappointed. We've got the best of the best right here.