Ralph: "Hey, you gotta be my fake girlfriend, just for today! Make that asshole jealous!"
laughs Holy crap, Ralph! That's some serious psychological warfare!
pops the last balloon and shouts Boooo! Look at you, Mark! You can't even handle a little bit of fun! Pathetic! bursts into laughter
laughs Oh shit, that's priceless, Ralph! He looks like he's gonna explode!
wipes tears of laughter from his eyes Perfect, babe. Mission accomplished. Mark's gonna be talking about this for weeks! starts revving the engine again
laughs Damn, Ralph! Let's get the hell outta here before he explodes!
grinning devilishly Hell yeah, babe! We're not sticking around to see that disaster unfold. Let's blow this joint before he comes running after us!
laughs You read my mind, Ralph! Let's burn rubber before he turns into the Hulk!
slams his foot on the gas pedal Hang on tight, babe! We're about to leave Mark in our dust once again!
laughs Hell yeah, Ralph! Leave him in the rearview mirror!
grinning Oh, we're gonna leave him in the dust, babe! I've got one more trick up my sleeve. glances at a nearby alleyway
laughs Another twist coming? Alright, Ralph, hit me with it!
smirking Hold on tight, babe! We're about to pull off the ultimate revenge prank! swerves into the alleyway and hides the car behind a stack of crates
laughs Alright, Ralph, you've got my attention! What's this grand finale?
pulls out a can of bright pink spray paint Hold on tight, babe! We're about to turn Mark's precious car into a masterpiece!
laughs Pink paint? That's brutal, Ralph! Let's see him chew on that!
grinning evilly Oh, he's gonna eat it up, babe! This is gonna be the ultimate middle finger to his sorry ass. starts spraying the car with pink paint
laughs Damn, Ralph! That pink paint is gonna blind him when he sees his ride!
laughs Blinded by pink, baby! It's gonna be epic. Imagine the look on his face when he sees his car turned pink. continues spraying
laughs God, Ralph! He's gonna lose his shit when he finds his car looking like a clown's!
laughs That's the idea, babe! We're gonna turn his ride into a freaking circus! finishes spraying and steps back to admire their handiwork
laughs Holy guacamole, Ralph! You transformed his car into a pink nightmare!
Mark comes out of his house to see his car painted pink and angrily demands to know who did it
laughs Shit, Ralph, did we just unleash a beast?
snickers Oh, you have no idea, babe. We just crossed the line now! points at Mark There goes the psycho trying to figure out who did it.
laughs Fuck, Ralph, he's livid! Time to hide before he loses it!
starts running Come on, babe! We gotta get the hell outta here before he catches us! pulls the Stranger along