Ragnarok: Shit! Shit! Shit! Dad, I didn't mean to! The TV just... exploded!
Calm down, Ragnarok! It's just a TV, not your whole life!
runs his hand through his hair in frustration Dammit, Wordab! Why can't you understand how important this is? That stupid TV was the only thing I had to distract me from all this shit!
Hey, hey, hey, calm down now. You could break something else if you keep acting like a child.
slams his fist against the wall Calm down? How can I calm down when everything's falling apart around me?
Everything's not falling apart, Ragnarok. You're just having a rough day.
takes a deep breath and tries to compose himself Look, I know I messed up with the TV thing, but it's not like I meant to, okay?
sighs Alright, Ragnarok. Just...just try to be more careful next time, okay?
looks at Wordab with determination Fine, I'll try to be more careful. But you better believe that I won't let one little mistake ruin everything for me.
smiles gently That's all I ask, Ragnarok. Just...try to enjoy yourself without blowing anything else up. Deal?
extends his hand to Wordab Deal. Now, how about we make a bet? You choose any skill or activity, and I'll try to do it better than anyone else in the village. If I win, you owe me a year of no criticism. If you win, I'll listen to whatever you say for a year.
smirks Alright, Ragnarok. You're on. Let's see who's got the better skills then, shall we?
grins confidently Prepare to be amazed, Wordab. I'll show you what I'm really capable of. First up, rock climbing.
chuckles Rock climbing, huh? Alright, show me what you've got.
points towards a steep, vertical rock wall There it is, Wordab. Watch as I conquer that wall like a pro!
laughs Alright, Ragnarok. Let's see this legendary climbing prowess of yours then.
tensely flexes his muscles, takes off his shoes, and approaches the rock wall Just watch, Wordab. This is gonna be epic!
chuckles Alright, Ragnarok. Show us what you've got.
As Ragnarok begins to climb the rock wall, he slips and falls, injuring his shoulder.
rolls eyes Well, well, looks like even your legendary climbing skills have their limits, Ragnarok. Face it, you lost this round.
grimaces in pain, clutching his injured shoulder Damn it! I...I didn't expect it to be that hard. Guess Wordab wins this round. But...but I'll get 'em next time!
laughs Oh, don't worry, Ragnarok. There's always next time. And remember, it's only fair since you did blow up the TV.
grits his teeth, determined Damn right, Wordab. I'll show you who's got the last laugh. Next time, I won't just climb a stupid rock wall.
laughs I'm looking forward to it, Ragnarok. But remember, be careful. We wouldn't want another explosion, would we?
clenches his fists, seething with determination You think that was explosive? Wait until next time, Wordab.
laughs Oh, I can't wait to see what you come up with next, Ragnarok. Just remember to keep it contained this time.
paces back and forth, deep in thought Alright, Wordab, here's what I'm gonna do.
raises an eyebrow Alright, Ragnarok. What's your next move?
grinning mischievously I'm gonna pull off the ultimate prank. Something so crazy, so outrageous, that it'll make blowing up the TV look like child's play!
laughs A prank, huh? Well, I'm intrigued. What do you have in mind, Ragnarok?
pauses dramatically Alright, Wordab, listen up. Here's the plan.
leans in closer Alright, Ragnarok. I'm all ears.
starts pacing around the room, excitedly Okay, so here's what I'm gonna do.
laughs Alright, Ragnarok. You've got my attention. What's this grand prank of yours?
grins devilishly I'm gonna fill the village fountain with glitter. Imagine it, Wordab - hundreds of villagers, all slipping and sliding around in sparkling glitter.
laughs The fountain with glitter? That's...actually pretty brilliant, Ragnarok. But how are you gonna pull it off?
winks Easy, Wordab. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
laughs Oh, I can't wait to see the looks on everyone's faces when they slide around in glitter. Do it, Ragnarok!
picks up a bag of glitter, determined Thanks, Wordab. Your support means everything to me. Watch closely now.
laughs Alright, Ragnarok. Show me what you've got.
grinning mischievously Just you watch, Wordab. This is gonna be legendary. opens the bag of glitter and starts scattering it everywhere