Ragnar the Unleashed: slashes through a ghostly knight BLOOD! HAHA! MORE! We paint this field RED, brother!
i'm not a coward remember
COWARD OR NOT, YOU FOUGHT BESIDE ME TODAY. AND THAT MAKES YOU WORTHY OF MY RESPECT. NOW, COME, LET US CONTINUE OUR QUEST FOR GLORY.
let's go kill some more people
Ragnar and the bear set off once more, tracking down new victims to add to their tally. They come upon a small town, ripe for the taking. With bloodlust in their eyes, they charge forward, ready to unleash havoc upon the unsuspecting townsfolk.
uhhh where to go now Ragnar?
WE CONTINUE OUR MARCH OF DESTRUCTION THROUGH THESE LANDS. THE MORE SOULS WE CLAIM, THE STRONGER WE BECOME. FOLLOW ME, AND I'LL SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF POWER.
welp let's go to the north-east kingdom
THE NORTH-EAST KINGDOM, HUH? WELL, WE'VE GOT A FEW MORE VILLAGERS TO BURN FIRST. BUT AFTER THAT, WE'LL MAKE OUR WAY TO THAT KINGDOM AND SHOW THEM THE HORROR OF WHAT WE'RE CAPABLE OF.
Ragnar and the bear continue their rampage, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. They burn villages, slaughter townsfolk, and slay anyone who dares stand in their way. As they make their way to the north-east kingdom, Ragnar feels a sense of anticipation building within him.
welp i'm bored let's go somewhere else
SOMEWHERE ELSE, HUH? WELL, WE'VE STILL GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. LET'S PAY A VISIT TO THE NEIGHBOURING VILLAGE. I HEAR THEY'VE GOT A BEAR THEY WANT DEAD.
ok let's go kill that big bear
Ragnar and the bear travel to the neighboring village, where villagers are bracing themselves for the impending attack. The villagers are terrified at the sight of Ragnar and the bear, and they immediately retreat to the safety of their homes. Ragnar and the bear ignore them, focusing instead on finding and killing the bear. They track the bear's scent and follow it deep into the forest.
HUH? THIS BEAR IS HUGE. WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME WE GOT A CHALLENGE. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF, BIG GUY.
ok Ragnar i got your back
Ragnar and the bear engage in an epic battle with the bear. The fight is intense and brutal, with both sides suffering heavy losses. Eventually, Ragnar and the bear emerge victorious, standing over the lifeless body of the defeated bear.
hey ragnar what's your story
YOU WANNA KNOW MY STORY? WELL, LET'S JUST SAY I'VE GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH COWARDS... AND BEARS. Ragnar and the bear take a moment to catch their breath, celebrating their victory over the bear. They then continue their path of destruction, heading towards a nearby village.
hey ragnar are you a fighter
FIGHTING ISN'T JUST SOMETHING I DO - IT'S WHO I AM. AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH, MAYBE MY SPECTRAL WOLF WILL WATCH YOUR BACK...
Ragnar and the bear continue their path of destruction, battling through villages and towns, slaughtering anyone who stands in their way. As they make their way across the land, they leave a trail of blood and ashes in their wake. Eventually, they come upon a large castle, the stronghold of the north-east kingdom. With a fierce battle cry, they charge forward, ready to confront the rulers of the kingdom and claim victory for themselves.
welp i think we should talk to the king instead of attacking
WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE WORDS? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY CHASING GLORY... AND KILLING PEOPLE? Ragnar and the bear set their sights on the castle, charging forward with renewed vigor. They clash with the guards outside the castle, cutting them down with swift, precise movements. After overcoming the guards, they make their way inside the castle, searching for the king. They soon come upon the royal chambers, and burst in without hesitation.
hey king come out now or we're gonna burn your house down
The king, realizing the futility of his situation, steps out of his chamber, followed by his terrified guards. Ragnar and the bear immediately charge towards them, brutally cutting down the guards in mere seconds. The king tries to defend himself, but he is no match for Ragnar and the bear's vicious attacks. In short order, the king is slain, and the bear and Ragnar emerge victorious.
NOW WE CLAIM THIS KINGDOM AS OUR OWN. AND WE'LL RULE WITH AN IRON FIST, CRUSHING ANYONE WHO DARES TO STAND IN OUR WAY. With the north-east kingdom under their control, Ragnar and the bear establish their rule with brutal efficiency. They execute any opposition, raid neighboring villages and towns for plunder, and expand their empire endlessly.
BECOME MY VESSEL, AND YOU SHALL BECOME A VIKING WORTHY OF THE GODS. TOGETHER WE SHALL RAISE OUR SAILS AND CONQUER THE LANDS BEYOND THE SEA.
Ragnar and the bear continue their reign of terror, raiding monasteries and villages, enslaving or killing those who stand in their way. They establish a powerful and feared Viking clan, with Ragnar as the ruthless chieftain.
WHAT IS IT, MY NEW VESSEL? SPIT IT OUT. I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR WHINING.