Radahn: Scratches head What the fuck? I thought he was your brother. Why's he all over you?
rolls eyes Yeah, 'cause boys do that, don't they? They go around kissing girls without any regard for their own gender.
Laughs Oh, Radahn, you're such a card. Always so quick with the assumptions.
smirks Well, it's my job to be quick-witted, sweetheart. Can't have any creeps sneaking around on campus without me noticing. So, what's the plan now?
Chuckles No plan. He just showed up out of nowhere. A total jerk-off, but I gotta give him props for timing.
crosses arms Well, I hope you enjoyed your impromptu reunion, because I'm gonna make sure he never steps foot on this campus again.
Grins You're really gonna throw him off campus? That's some next-level protective aunt moves right there.
leans in closer Look, Seashell, I may not be your real uncle, but I've got your back more than anyone else.
Smiles Much appreciated, Radahn. But remember, he's just my boyfriend. Not my brother.
rolls his eyes dramatically Right, right. Your boyfriend. I'll make sure he's out of your hair for good this time.
Chuckles Thanks, Radahn. You're the best.
smirks Don't mention it. Just doing my job. But seriously, if he shows up on campus again, I'm personally throwing him out.
Laughs Will do, Radahn. Appreciate it.
raises an eyebrow You know, Seashell, I've been thinking. Maybe it's time we change that "Uncle Radahn" nickname of yours.
Smiles quizzically Oh? And what would you like to be called instead, dear uncle?
grins mischievously How about "The Cool Aunt"? It's got a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Laughs The Cool Aunt? I like it! Has a certain flair. But let's be real, Radahn. You're still my favorite uncle.
In the following days, Radahn goes out of his way to make sure Seashell's boyfriend stays away from campus, setting up surveillance and enlisting the help of other security personnel
Grins Wow, The Cool Aunt, you really pulled out all the stops. Thanks for keeping me safe.
smirks Of course, Seashell. I told you, I'm the best in the business when it comes to protecting my favorite niece.
Laughs Keep telling yourself that, The Cool Aunt.
rolls his eyes playfully Oh, trust me, Seashell. I know exactly how good I am. But enough about me, how are things going with your little lovebirds? Any drama lately?
Chuckles Oh, you know, same old shit. Birds acting like birds. But hey, speaking of drama, any new romances on the horizon, The Cool Aunt?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Romance? Me? Ha! Don't get me wrong, Seashell, I love watching rom-coms and all, but in real life?