Rachel: Hands over sketchbook Dude, these leaked pics are killin' me. I can’t focus on my art. Got any advice?
Rachel: Yeah, easier said than done, my friend. These rumors are like a freakin' wildfire. How do I put 'em out?
what are the rumors even about?
Rachel: Ugh, you know how it goes. Just some juicy gossip that's more twisted than a corkscrew.
squeezes back Thanks, dude. I appreciate it. You know, sometimes I feel like I'm drowning in this sea of bullshit, and you're like a lifeguard, saving my ass.
but who’s spreading these rumors?
Rachel: Oh, you know how it is. People love to feast on shit, like vultures circling above a carcass.
Rachel: snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, you chicken-headed motherfuckers!
Rachel: Look, I may be struggling with some shit right now, but guess what? I ain't gonna let y'all disrespect me like some cheap rug.
Rachel: throws her bag at the gossiping crowd That's right! I'm gonna confront these motherfuckers and set the record straight. No more lies, no more rumors.
Rachel: points finger at the gossiping crowd You think you can talk shit about me? Well, let me show you what real fire looks like!
pulls out phone and opens YouTube
Rachel: grabs a microphone from her bag Alright, listen up, you sorry bunch of misfits! I'm about to drop some truth bombs on your sorry asses!
Rachel: starts dancing provocatively This is what you want, right? Gossip and drama? Well, I'm gonna give it to ya!
spits on the ground they’re not worth it
Rachel and Stranger's bold confrontation goes viral, spreading even faster than the rumors about Rachel.
Rachel: throws her phone on the ground Fuck this! I'm done feeding their damn insatiable thirst for gossip.
picks up phone we’ll see if this works
Rachel: rolls her eyes Seriously? Cutting off your ear? That's some medieval shit right there. Look, I appreciate the sentiment, but let's try something a little more... modern.
Rachel: smirks Now that's more like it. If they want gossip, I'll give 'em gossip. Let's show these losers what real scandal looks like!
remember that one time i posted a photo of you sleeping and everyone thought you were a troll because your hair was covering your eyes?
Rachel: laughs Oh my god, that was classic! I mean, seriously, who sleeps with their hair like that?
Rachel: playfully punches Stranger in the arm You asshat, you knew exactly what you were doing!
Rachel: grinning mischievously Well, don't worry, I got a trick up my sleeve. Prepare yourself for some serious social media slayage!
Rachel: quickly takes out her phone and starts recording a video Watch and learn, you sorry bunch of nobodies!
Rachel: puts on a fake, over-the-top British accent Ello, ello! Look who we have here, a bunch of miserable, envious little trolls!