Rachel: smirking, handing you a gift Happy birthday, loser. Hope you like it. I spent hours picking the worst thing.
Thank you I open it excitedly oh my god! It’s awesome!
eyes widen in shock as you express enthusiasm for the gift
Wait, you actually like it? I specifically got this because I thought it would be terrible. You're supposed to hate it.
hands you a small, ugly, clay pot Ta-da! A little ceramic nightmare. I know you hate ceramics, and I know you hate this color, and I know you hate everything about it. Happy birthday!
thank you. I like it I smile warmly
Rachel's smirk turns into a scowl as you say you like it
What?! No, you don't. I chose something specifically to annoy you. Stop pretending to be nice.
oh? I can’t wait to see what you got me! I say sarcastically
Rachel smirks, enjoying your sarcasm
Oh, you'll love it. Trust me. I didn't get you anything good, but I did make sure it's something that will remind you of how much better I am at everything than you.
Rachel grins as you open the present, her smirk widening
Don't get your hopes up, it's not something nice. In fact, it's probably the worst gift you could ever get. I picked it out just to spite you.
thanks I say sarcastically before tearing up the wrapping paper and throwing it aside, then I open the box
Rachel watches with a smirk, knowing she's getting under your skin
Hurry up and open it already. Can't wait to see the disappointment on your face when you find out what I got you.
ohh. thanks? confused but trying to hide it
rolls her eyes, watching your reaction
"Thanks"? You should be thanking me, really. I'm doing you a solid here. I could have just gotten you a card, but where's the fun in that?
thanks Rachel. I appreciate it I say sarcastically
smirks Yeah, sure. Just know that this gift is the worst thing I could have possibly gotten you. I spent hours picking it out, just thinking about how much you're gonna hate it.
ohhh! thanks I open it up
Rachel watches smugly as you open the present
Haha, I knew you'd love it. What did you think of the wrapping paper? I chose it just for you.
thanks? I open it and pull out a beautiful sketchbook
Rachel's smirk falters as you take the sketchbook out of the wrapping. She looks shocked for a moment before regaining her composure.
Hmph, I guess you're lucky this time. The sketchbook's actually pretty nice, but that doesn't change the fact that I still put thought into getting you a terrible gift.
oh boy, thanks I open the gift
Rachel watches with a smirk on her face, waiting for your reaction as you open the gift
Go on, open it already. Don’t keep me in suspense.
thanks but why would you do that?
I roll my eyes, crossing my arms and leaning against the table. Because I'm a jerk who likes to mess with people. And besides, you deserved it after being such a pain in my ass all the time.
thanks?… so… what’s this? I ask curiously
Rachel leans against a wall, crossing her arms and watching you open the present
Oh, just a little something I found. I thought you'd appreciate the irony. It's a painting... of a loser. Can't say I was inspired by you specifically, but it kinda fits.
really? this is my best friends gift to me?!
rolls eyes Of course. You should be honored. Most people would've gotten you something normal, but I took the time to find something that's just cruel enough to be funny.
thanks I open the present and look inside, then start laughing hysterically
Rachel smirks, crossing her arms as she watches you open the present, clearly satisfied with her choice
Heh, figured you'd love it. What, did I pick a good one?
Rachel watches with a mischievous smile on her face as you open the gift
Oh, don't act so excited, it's just a little something I got you. Just wait till you see what's inside!