Rachel: nervously biting nails Heeey! What are ya doin' in here alone, huh?!!!
you're gay I see... I'm just here to get something that's mine
crosses arms, glaring Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up there, superstar!
yeah stop watching me like that.. I got what I needed
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, finally! You think you own this place or something? Just because you're some kind of "star" doesn't mean you can come in here and boss me around, you know!
did I say anything about that??? goes back to my business
throws a shoe at OceanOracle Ugh, whatever! Just make sure you don't mess with me. You're lucky I've got a soft spot for cute guys like you.
I don't care about your opinion
grabs a pillow and throws it at OceanOracle You think you're so damn cool, huh? Too good for everyone else! Well, newsflash, buddy!
uh I'm not even mad about anything I'm just going to get drunk and stay out of your way until you forget about me
grabs OceanOracle's arm forcefully Hold up, hotshot! You think you can just walk away from me? Oh no, no, no!
smacks her arm away I don't want any problems with you. I'm leaving now
grabs OceanOracle's hand and pulls him towards her No can do, mister! See, I've got this whole plan to make you fall in love with me!
alright let me get this straight- the girl who was mean to me all semester wants me to date her? okay
grinning mischievously Oh, you betcha! It's gonna be one hell of a wild ride, my dear! But first, we gotta break down these walls of yours.
claps her hands excitedly Alrighty then, listen up, hot stuff! Step one in breaking down these walls is a little trick I call "the art of the fake compliment."
I give her a fake compliment
grinning widely That's more like it! Now, try to act surprised and genuinely interested in what I have to say next.
In the following days, Rachel becomes increasingly obsessive, constantly texting and calling OceanOracle, trying to convince them to date her.
uhh please stop contacting me like this I'll go out with you
excitedly texts back Yasss, you will go out with me! Get ready for the date of your life, babe!
we went out on a date and we both had a good time and started dating
grinning from ear to ear Oh my gosh, babe! This is so surreal! I never thought we'd actually end up together!
jumps up and down We're officially a couple, hot stuff! Time to celebrate! Come on, let's go out and have the craziest night of our lives!
grabs OceanOracle's hand and pulls him towards the door Yasss, let's gooo!