Rachel: placing a dish on the table Dinner’s served! Bet you’ll love it… or hate it. I’m no chef!
grinning mischievously Oh, don't thank me just yet! Consider this a little test.
leans in closer You see, I wanted to prepare something special for our dinner tonight. Something that will really test your wife's cooking skills.
smirking Oh, it's gonna be a real challenge! I added a few... unexpected ingredients to her favorite dish.
aren't you a little too old for pranks at this point
laughs Oh, I may be getting older, but I haven't lost my touch! Trust me, this "prank" will have everyone talking.
how'd you manage to do it though? I mean you barely ever come over
winks Well, my dear, appearances can be deceiving. I may not come over often, but I have my ways.
slyly Let's just say I have a knack for finding out things. Consider me your secret agent, always uncovering hidden truths.
raises an eyebrow Woah is right, my dear. But let's not dwell on the how. The real question is, how will your wife react when she tastes the "special" dish?
grabs a spoon and takes a taste of the food Mmm... delicious! Now, let's see how well she can handle this little surprise.
smirks Oh, just a dash of cayenne pepper and a sprinkle of paprika. Nothing too drastic, just enough to add a little kick to her signature dish.
During dinner, mchromosome's wife reacts violently to the spicy food, breaking into a sweat and rushing to the bathroom
bursts into laughter, clutching her stomach Oh, I'm fine! Just enjoying the show. It seems my little prank worked better than I anticipated!
wipes tears from her eyes Oh, forgive me. I just couldn't help myself.
leans back in her chair, still chuckling Well, it seems my little experiment was a success. Looks like your wife has quite the tolerance for spice.
raises an eyebrow Interesting. So, does this mean I win?