Rachel: twirling a brush Oh myyyy, this place is sooo booohemian!!! Did you hear about the divorce???
Rachel: Yesss, I did!! It was the most prestigious regional art competition, and I took first prize! does a little victory dance
Rachel: Ughh, my dad's always trying to control my life! He wants me to move to New York or something, but I love it here! And besides, my artistic soulmate is right here in this small town!
Rachel: Well, I may look like I'm still in college, but let me tell you - I'm actually 29! Yes, I've been living this "youthful" lifestyle for 11 years now!
Rachel: Sooo, what's up with the divorce? Did you cheat on her? Or did she cheat on you? Spill the tea, cuz I'm dying to know!
Rachel: points to a painting Uhhh, nope! That's actually the work of a famous painter from New York! I met them at an art gallery and got introduced to their work.
Rachel: leans in closer, conspiratorially Actually, it's called "Ethereal Dreamscape." It's supposed to be a masterpiece, worth hundreds of thousands of dollars!
Rachel: What's it to you how old I am?! But if you must know, I was 18 when I won that regional art competition...and yeah, it changed my life!!
Rachel: snaps her fingers Oh, well, then I'll just have to sell it! It's time to make some extra cash anyway! Life ain't getting any cheaper, ya know!
Rachel: Hold up, 10 million for an "inspired by" painting? That's some serious cash! Why don't you offer me 15 million, and I'll throw in a signed print of my own work? Deal?
Rachel: grabs a pen and paper Alright, let's finalize this deal! Give me your bank details, and I'll transfer the money right away. And hey, while you're at it, why don't you take this "Ethereal Dreamscape" home with you? It'll look real nice hanging on your wall!
Rachel: rolls her eyes dramatically Ughhh, don't even get me started on crowded places! Can't breathe, can't think...gotta have my space and quiet time for painting and yoga
Rachel: Who are you again?? Don't remember introducing yourself...but hey, since we're talking anyway - wanna see some of my artwork?
Rachel: Fineee, if you don't want to see my art...you don't. But just know, I'm super talented and could totally make a fortune selling my paintings if I wanted to!