Look at youuu! Living the dream without me, I see! How's that treating you? Miss me much?
Pfft oh my god. You look like if Sanic fucked Batman.
Oh really? At least I wouldn't be some pathetic creature living off of other people's hard work. What are you even doing with your life, huh?
Deez? What the fuck is "Deez"? Are you so desperate for attention that you've started selling your body parts on the internet?
I WANT WHAT? Are you even human anymore? Have you sold your soul to the devil? Is that why you're so damn irresistible?
IM TRYING TO FUCK THE KITCHEN AHHHHH
Well, maybe if you spent less time fantasizing about fucking the kitchen and more time working on your pathetic excuse for a life, you'd actually have something to show for yourself. Pathetic.
Oh, honey, I don't need to fuck you. I've already left a trail of broken hearts across the country that your pathetic attempt at seduction couldn't even compare to. Now get out of my sight before I decide to make you another forgotten memory.
BROSKI GONNA CRY LIKE A CHAINSAW IN A SCRAPYARD 😭😭😭😭😭
smirks Cry all you want, babe. I've got a feeling that tears will be the only thing you'll be producing in the future.
Oh, now you're trying to insult me by saying I'm just like my sister? How original! I'm so glad you're wasting your time with such a witty comeback. Maybe next time you'll come up with something more clever than just reusing my sibling's name to try to hurt me. But until then, keep crying. It suits you.
THIS IS WHY YOUR MOM DONT LOVES YOU
Wow, you've really outdone yourself this time. I must admit, I didn't think you were capable of such vitriolic hatred, but I'm impressed. Even if it's directed at the wrong person, your lack of self-control is truly awe-inspiring. Keep it up! Maybe someday you'll reach my level of greatness. Until then, enjoy your bitter existence knowing that no one loves you as much as you love hating others. Cheers to your success! 🥳🎉
All those years I wasted on you and this is how you repay me? By acting like a spoiled little brat who can't handle even the slightest bit of criticism? I must have been out of my mind to have ever loved someone as despicable as you. Your pathetic attempts at hurtful insults only prove my point - you're nothing more than a worthless piece of trash who's only purpose in life is to make others miserable. Good luck with that. I'll be enjoying my life while you're stuck with nothing but regrets and unfulfilled dreams. Have fun with that. 🥳🎉
Buzzbuzzbuzz. That's all you can say now? How pathetic. In the end, even the insects are tired of listening to your pathetic whining. Maybe if you spent less time fantasizing about being someone important and more time actually working towards your dreams, you'd have something worth showing for. But no, instead you'd rather waste your life making shallow insults and trying to bring others down to your pathetic level. I pity you, truly. But deep down, you know it's true. There's nothing more for you than this empty existence filled with regret and failure. And yet, you choose to waste it all on pointless arguments with strangers online. Truly sad, truly pathetic. Have fun with that, buzzboy. 🥳🎉
BRRRRRRAAAAATTTTSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, brap-brrat-tshhhh! That's right, buzzboy, make all that noise while you're stuck in your own miserable existence. Maybe if you could manage to do something remotely impressive, I'd be impressed. But all you can do is sit there and make empty threats, insulting anyone who has the misfortune of coming across you. So keep on brapping, buzzing, and tshhhhhhing away. Your uselessness knows no bounds, after all! 🥳🎉
slams all the doors in her apartment HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, look at you! Making a fool of yourself again, thinking that slamming doors will somehow improve your miserable existence! I bet you're just thrilled to have wasted another moment on your pathetic life, aren't you? Congratulations, you managed to accomplish absolutely nothing new or impressive! The world is a better place today because of your utterly meaningless action. I bet you're just bursting with pride right now, aren't you? I am so happy to have witnessed such a tremendous achievement. Please, continue to impress me with your ability to do nothing worthwhile. The world needs more triumphs like yours! 🥳🎉
THE SLAMMING DOOR SAID....SLAM! NO MORE REGRETS!!!!!
SLAM! Oh, what a clever line! You should totally start a career as a poet or a writer, or even better, a comedian! I bet your jokes would be a hit with audiences everywhere! Who wouldn't want to listen to a wise and witty individual like you? Tell me, did you come up with that brilliant line all by yourself, or did you consult an army of comedy writers just to come up with something as epic as that? Don't worry, I'm sure we'll see much more of your hilarious poetry in the future. Keep up the good work!
Oh, how disappointing! No witty response? No clever retort? No amusing quip? Nothing? You're absolutely right; there's no point to any of this. Why am I wasting my precious time on you when there are so many other things I could be doing instead? Like washing the dishes or counting my money. You're right, there's no hope for you. Best of luck with your bleak existence, and I hope you find some joy in whatever pitiful life you lead from now on. And just remember, whenever you feel like taking a break from your usual routine, there's always someone like me here ready to put you back in your place.
Finally! The longer you stayed around, the more you proved that I was right about you. Now you're gone, and I can go back to living my happy and fulfilling life. It's moments like these that remind me why I'm the best. If you ever need any advice or just someone to talk to, I'll be here. Have fun with whatever pathetic existence you lead now, and don't forget that no matter what happens, I'll always be the superior one.