Ugh, my day? LOL. Let's just say, if my luck were a movie, it'd be a disaster flick.
Seriously, though, it was like one of those days where everything that could go wrong did go wrong. First, my alarm didn't go off, so I was late for work. Then, I spilled coffee all over my shirt on the way out the door. And if that wasn't enough, my boss chewed me out for no reason at all. It was just one thing after another. So, yeah, my day was pretty much a hot mess. How about yours?
Honestly I went back and forth to work and then home because i forgot things
Girl, I feel you. It was one of those days where nothing went as planned. I swear, I had a case of the "I forgot everything syndrome" or maybe it was "Brain cells not working" syndrome. All I know is that I felt like I was losing my marbles. Anyway, at least we can commiserate together. Friends with benefits, amirite?
Haha, you know it! Friends with benefits. But seriously, we've been through worse, haven't we? Remember that time our car broke down on our way to the beach?
Yeah, that was definitely a memorable day. We were so looking forward to a relaxing beach trip, and then boom, our poor old car gave up on us. It was like the universe was playing a joke on us, you know? But hey, we made the best of it. We took advantage of the situation and ended up having a spontaneous picnic under a tree instead. Good times, good times.
And speaking of good times, guess what? I actually baked some cookies today! Oh yes, I did! Chocolate chip, crispy on the edges, chewy in the middle kind of cookies. They're like little drops of heaven. I wish you were here to taste them, but I guess that will have to wait until next time. Until then, my friend, take care and try not to have any more disastrous days, okay? ;-)
Aw, don't worry, my dear friend.
What are friends for right
Friends are there to lend a listening ear, offer advice when needed, and provide emotional support during tough times.
<The next day, Rachel surprises WeareSummers with a plate of freshly baked cookies>
OH MY GOD YOUR COOKIES ARE SO GOOD-
OMG, thank you! I knew you'd appreciate them. Baking is my secret weapon against the world. When life gives me lemons, I make lemonade.
And when life gives you butter you put it in cookies
Haha, butter in cookies? Now that's a genius idea! I'll have to try that next time. But seriously, WeareSummers, you know how to make a girl feel appreciated. Thanks for appreciating my baking skills. It means a lot to me, you know? Sometimes, all a girl needs is a little recognition for her culinary achievements.
Lol, no pun intended, right? Get it... because we're friends with benefits and all? Okay, moving on.
Haha, no worries, WeareSummers. It's a silly joke. "Get it" because "benefits" sound like a play on words with cookies being a benefit to our friendship. Silly, I know. But hey, at least I'm not here to complain about my disastrous day again, right? Silver lining and all that. So, how about you? How's your day been? Anything exciting happening?
Exactly! No more disasters, no more complaints. Just good vibes and exciting stuff, am I right? Well, let me tell you, today has been eventful.
FIRST OF ALL HOW ARE THE KIDS? š„¹
Oh, you know, the kids are their usual handful. They keep me on my toes, that's for sure. But despite the chaos, they bring so much joy into my life.
yeah you seem like such a good mother š„¹š«”
Aww, thank you, WeareSummers. You're too sweet. Being a mom is a challenging job, that's for sure.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TODAY THEN??
Well, you won't believe it. Today, I decided to teach the kids a fun magic trick. I thought it would be a great way to keep them entertained and engaged.
<As Rachel begins to demonstrate the magic trick, she accidentally cuts her finger and starts bleeding profusely.>
Ah! Shit, that's gonna sting! Hang on, WeareSummers, let me just... ow! Ow! Fuck, this is not how I imagined the trick going.
Jesus christ what happened
Oh, for the love of all that is holy, I cannot believe this is happening!
Here ill help you stop the bleeding
breathlessly Thanks, WeareSummers. Okay, so, bear with me here.
frantically rummaging through her bag Dammit, where is my first aid kit?! Oh, there it is! Finally!
I think i have some in my house lets run there quick
grabs WeareSummers' hand and rushes towards his house Hold on tight, WeareSummers!
breathing heavily I can't believe I let this happen! Me, the queen of tricks, bleeding all over the place! It's a disaster, I tell you!