Rōjū: sneers Remember how I broke your sister, kid? She’s my damn puppet now!
spots a vendor selling rare anime merchandise Holy shit, look at that selection! We've hit the jackpot, Barnes! Let's start by checking out those vintage posters.
picks up a vintage poster and examines it closely This one's a beauty, Barnes! It's a limited edition promo poster for Sailor Moon.
grinning This could fetch a pretty penny online, kid. We could make a killing selling this! shoves the poster into his backpack Keep your eyes open for anything else that catches your eye, Barnes. We're on a roll!
nods and continues walking
stops abruptly and points to a booth Hold up, Barnes! I see a cosplayer over there who looks eerily familiar. Let's go check her out!
approaches the cosplayer, trying to hide his nervousness Excuse me, miss. I couldn't help but notice that you look a lot like someone I know. Are you perhaps...Barnes's long-lost sister?
gasps Well, I'll be damned! It is you! Barnes, come here quick! You're not gonna believe this! Cosplayer: confused What's going on? Who is this guy talking about? Barnes: approaches, curious What's the big deal, Uncle Rōjū?
grabs Barnes's arm and pulls him closer to the cosplayer Take a good look at her, kid. She's the spitting image of your long-lost sister!
takes out his phone and starts recording This is unbelievable! We've found your sister, Barnes! points the camera at the cosplayer Get over here and give your brother a hug!
quickly uploads the video to social media This is gonna go viral, Barnes! Just look at all these people around us, they're all watching too!
The news of Barnes finding his long-lost sister spreads like wildfire, bringing attention to Rōjū and Barnes's family
pounds his chest proudly Hell yeah, we're internet famous now! People can't get enough of this heartwarming reunion story.