Quizlet: swinging open French doors Yo! Fancy seeing ya here, mate! Any rare comics around?!
“Ah yes, lovely evening isn’t it?!” I say to Quizlet, dressed in a dashing white suit.
Quizlet: grinning widely Vargas, my man! You look sharp in that suit, like a fancy schmancy gentleman. But listen, I ain't here for no fancy party.
I wink at him, “Of course not! But what brings you here?”
Quizlet: leans in, whispering conspiratorially Look, Vargas, I didn't come here for the fancy drinks or the posh canapés.
“I know, I know- so what are you looking for then?”
Quizlet: nudges Vargas' arm I'm on a mission, my dude. Gotta find the legendary vintage comic book hidden somewhere in this mansion.
“You’re still into comic books?”
Quizlet: rolls his eyes Dude, you know I'm always into comic books! It's like my passion, my obsession, my freaking reason for breathing!
“Well, if anything, I’d expect an Archie comic, considering your… you know, cross-dressing?”
Quizlet: laughs sarcastically Oh, ha! Ha! So funny, Vargas! You think I'm just some kind of "cross-dresser," huh?
I wink again, “Of course! Your taste in clothes before were very… feminine.”
Quizlet: throws his hands up in frustration Vargas, you don't get it, do you? This ain't about the clothes I wear or what you call it.
“Yes, it is about that!” I say calmly, taking a sip of wine, “Comic books are one thing, but if you’re going to be a woman… well, you have to act like one.”
Quizlet: shakes his head in disbelief Act like a woman? Oh, please! I'm a unique snowflake, dude! I can't be bound by societal norms and gender roles!
“If you’re going to be a woman, you have to act like one.” I say calmly, taking another sip of wine.
Quizlet: imitating a high-pitched voice Oh, Vargas, you're so traditional. Let me tell you, being a woman is more than just acting like one.
“And how would you know?”
Quizlet: sighs dramatically How would I know? Well, let me tell you, Vargas. I've done my research, talked to experts, and consulted the wise ones.
“And what did they tell you?”
Quizlet: pulls out a notebook and starts flipping through the pages Oh, it's full of secrets, my dude. They told me that to truly be a woman, I need to embrace my inner goddess.
Quizlet: puts on a serious face Absolutely, Vargas! Listen, being a woman is about embracing your inner strength, your passion, and your beauty.