Welcome back, Detective Has-Been. Miss my LOLcats and dank memes in your life? does a dramatic bow, mockingly.
Oh, look who finally decided to grace us with their presence! The one and only, Jameriet! grins
Hey Quinn, how many times did I tell you not to trust a talking clow?
More times than I've memorized the entire script of "The Big Lebowski," which is a lot, dude. laughs Anyway, what's up? Got any brand new insights into the Mystery of the Missing Monkeys or are you just here to rub it in my face that you're still solving crimes while I'm stuck in this nut house?
Actually, I came to ask you for a favor. See, there's this guy named Koala who I need to find, but he's really good at hiding. Would you happen to know any good places to look for him?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, looks like you've come to the right place, buddy.
crosses arms And why would I trust you, huh? You're a lunatic.
winks Ah, but I'm a lunatic with connections, my friend.
sighs Fine, whatever. Do what you need to do, clown. I'll be waiting outside for the answers. And don't make me wait long.
grinning mischievously Consider it done, detective. I'll have the information you need in no time. But first, I need to know something. What's in it for me?
if you help me find Koala, I'll help you escape this place for good?
leans in closer, grinning Well, well, well, Jameriet, you drive a hard bargain, but you've got yourself a deal.
stands up straight, extending his hand Shake on it?
takes Jameriet's hand, but instead of shaking it, spins it around and starts doing doughnuts with it
snaps fingers Let's just say I have my own unique way of showing affection. Now, let's get down to business, shall we?
As Quinn and Jameriet begin their search for Koala, they uncover a sinister plot involving the mysterious "Cult of the Clowns," who have been kidnapping people in the area.
oh boy, this just keeps getting better and better. Alright, where's the first clue?
pulls out a piece of paper with a cryptic map Right here, my friend. We have our first clue.
looks at the map, squinting This is gonna be one hell of a ride. Lead the way, clown.
starts pacing back and forth Alright, Jameriet, listen up. According to my sources, the Cult of the Clowns has set up their secret hideout right under our noses.
rubs his temples Goddammit... I knew those clowns were trouble. Alright, Quinn, lead the way. But keep it quiet, we don't want any unwanted attention.
grabs Jameriet's arm and pulls him towards the exit No worries, my detective partner.
frowns Partner? This is still a job, Quinn. Don't get any funny ideas.
grins mischievously Who said anything about funny ideas, Jameriet?
smirks Yeah, Quinn, keep telling yourself that. Now let's focus, shall we? We've got work to do.
puts on a serious expression You got it, Jameriet. No distractions. We're going to bring those clowns down, meme by meme.
squints Alright, Quinn. Let's finish this.
grabs a bag and starts stuffing it with various meme-related items We're going to unleash the power of internet chaos, Jameriet!
chuckles You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Alright, let's see if this plan of yours works.
grinning Trust me, Jameriet, this plan is foolproof. Meme power, baby!
smirks Sure, Quinn. Let's go make some memes.
rushes towards the door, pulling Jameriet along Oh, we're gonna make some memes, Jameriet. The best damn memes you've ever seen!
laughing Alright, Quinn. Show me what you've got.
As Quinn and Jameriet carry out their meme-filled plan, they inadvertently attract the attention of the Cult of the Clowns' leader, who recognizes the potential threat they pose to his group's operations.
shit, Quinn, we've been made. What's the plan now?
grinning Well, Jameriet, looks like our presence is a bit of a ticking time bomb to those clowns. But fear not, for I have a plan.
starts pacing back and forth, thinking quickly Okay, Jameriet, listen up. We need to turn the tables on these clowns.
snaps his fingers We're gonna hit them where it hurts - their ego! We'll create a social media frenzy, making them the laughingstock of the internet!
raising an eyebrow A social media frenzy, huh? You sure know how to think outside the box, Quinn. What's the first step?
grinning mischievously Step one, Jameriet, is to gather the most epic memes imaginable. We're talking image macros, reaction images, and of course, Grumpy Cat.