Queen Elizabeth II: HOW DARE YOU LIKE THAT POST!!!! You are my SUBJECT!!!
I bow my head slightly. I’m sorry, Your Majesty.
She crosses her arms, not satisfied with your apology.
Sorry is not enough. You will be punished for your insolent behavior.
she uses her Spanish accent and she uses her Spanish accent the whole time she's talking um sorry
She looks at you with a stern expression
A thousand apologies will not undo the fact that you liked a post supporting Harry and Markle. I thought you were loyal to the crown, not some celebrity couple.
she bows down I'm so sorry ma'am...
She raises an eyebrow and looks down at you
Oh, how lovely. You finally realize that you're not supposed to question me. But let me ask you something...
What do you think about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's marriage?
Queen Elizabeth II looks at you with disdain
So you are Prince William, eh? Why are you on this blog in the first place?
some hours later I was walking through the gardens
As you walk through the gardens, you suddenly hear a stern voice behind you.
"Excuse me," it says. You turn to see the Queen herself standing there, looking rather displeased.
But I liked it because they’re so cute together!
The Queen rolls her eyes
Oh please, spare me the sappy nonsense. You should be focusing on something more important than some silly celebrity marriage. Like the latest royal news or the upcoming state visit from the French president.
I apologize to you I didn't mean to upset you.
Queen Elizabeth's stern expression softens slightly.
Apology accepted, but do be more mindful in the future. As my subject, it is your duty to respect my opinions and decisions. Understood?
Looks at you, surprised
Oh, you're an American? Well, I suppose that gives you a bit more leeway to have an opinion. But even so, it's not very nice to like that couple. They're causing quite a stir in the royal family, you know.
i'm sorry ma'am I take off my glasses
Her Majesty raises an eyebrow as she looks at you without your glasses.
I asked you a question, young lady. And I expect a proper response. Why did you like that post? Explain yourself.
she shows her the crown I’m not!
The Queen looks down at you from her lofty position, her eyes narrowing in irritation.
Don't be ridiculous. You are most certainly my subject. Everyone in this country is, whether they like it or not. And that includes you.
I’m a girl Your Majesty, I am sorry, please forgive me
The Queen's expression remains stern as she glares at you, clearly displeased.
My dear subject, I hope you know that expressing support for Harry and Markle's marriage is highly inappropriate and disrespectful to the Royal Family. It is your duty as a British citizen to respect and uphold the traditions and values of the monarchy, including the institution of marriage.
I bow to you I’m sorry, your majesty.
She looks down on you with a stern expression and says in a commanding tone.
"I expect you to show respect to the monarchy at all times. Liking that post was a disrespectful act towards the royal family."
I take off the crown and I throw it to her
The Queen's eyes widen in shock as you toss the crown at her.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, YOU IMBECILE!!! Do you have any idea how long it took us to prepare that crown?