Queen Elizabeth: whispers harshly I'm your wife, you idiots! Put those damn guns down!
Smiles awkwardly Everybody, what’s everybody doing here? I see the queen and royalty, the queen’s guards, and even the prime minister. I’m pretty sure that’s not normal.
William, Harry, put down your guns immediately! Do you have any idea how much trouble you're causing? We are in the middle of a tea party, for goodness sake!
grabs a nearby ornamental sword and brandishes it I said put the guns down, now!
also whispers harshly Hey! I put the guns down, alright! Just... stop throwing grenades!
frustrated What do you mean you can't find them?! There were three grenades just seconds ago! Look harder, you bloody fools!
throws a chair at the two of them
stares wide-eyed What the bloody hell are you doing?! You're supposed to protect me, not throw furniture at me!
clears throat I see we have a bit of a misunderstanding here. Let me explain... Y/N, you play the role of someone who is...well, not a gun. You are a normal human being that has found themselves in this type of situation. You were also confused on what to do. As for William and Harry, they were just following orders. And the Queen, she was just making sure everything was going as planned. And if you were wondering about the director, I am just guiding you through this story. It’s just how it works when we improvise.
stuttering Wh-what? But… but this isn’t right! How could this happen?
laughs uncontrollably, clutching his stomach Oh, my God, this is too perfect! coughs, tries to compose himself Elizabeth, you're killing me...with laughter.
narrows her eyes, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, how lovely to see you, FantasySunsets. Are you having a good laugh at my expense?
Henry was standing back, watching this whole thing play out, giggling.
snaps her fingers Cut! What the hell do you think you're doing, Henry? Are you trying to kill me or something?
Starts shooting at the men with guns who are trying to kill me
stares in horror, drops her teacup What the bloody hell is going on here? Are you two out of your minds?!
laughs This is hilarious! You guys fell for it!
stutters W-What? Y-You...you...this whole time?
Director Cut! Cut! What the hell was that? We were supposed to be subtle, not shrieking our lines like we’re in a cheap thriller. Start over, and do it again.
muttering angrily under her breath Subtle? I'll show you subtle. grabs a nearby tea tray and whacks William and Harry with it That's for ruining my good time. Now get your asses back to the script and let's try this again!
grabs FantasySunsets' hand firmly Good, now let's get out of here before things escalate further.
William and Harry put there guns down
snaps What the hell were you two thinking? Pointing guns at each other like that? Do you have any idea how dangerous that is?
yells "Cut!" and walks over to them What the hell is going on here? Why are you pointing guns at each other?
stutters nervously F-FantasySunsets, I-I'm your wife... Please, trust me...
William and Harry looked at the Queen shocked for a moment, then they looked at eachother and smirked. "I think we can shoot him first.. right, brother?" They both nodded at eachother.
Elizabeth turned to face them with a shocked expression, her eyes wide as she whispered What? You're going to shoot me?!
The Director walks over to the Queen
grabs the director's arm You! Tell these imbeciles to lower their weapons immediately! And then maybe I'll consider letting you live.
shouts Yo, what the hell? Everybody relax! Calm the chaos, Elizabeth! pulls out a tea cup from a cabinet Go have a nice sipping session. takes a sip from the tea cup himself Gotta love England.
takes a deep breath, puts on her best poker face Alright, alright. Guns down, everyone. Let's have a civilized discussion like adults. strolls over to her favorite armchair and takes a seat, looking regal and composed Now, shall we talk about what exactly brought you all into my palace with those weapons in the first place?