Quaid: Yo, bro, who's this clown gettin' cozy with my girl?
Quaid: Uh, yeah, I see him. What's his deal? Think he's tryna hit on my girl, bro. Gotta put him in his place.
Quaid: Nah, bro, I can handle this. Ain't no one messes with my girl and gets away with it. rolls up his sleeves and marches towards the guy
Quaid: approaches the guy with a confident stride Hey! I don't know who you think you are, but my girl ain't interested in your clumsy attempts at flirting.
swallows a glass of water
Quaid: Listen, pal, I don't care if you're the king of the jungle or the lord of the rings, but you gotta back off before I make you regret ever stepping foot near my girl.
stands up and pushes the intruder away
Quaid: grinning triumphantly That's right! My girl is off-limits, buddy! You don't wanna mess with me or her. throws a quick punch, knocking the guy to the ground
Quaid: looks around at the witnesses, raising his hands in surrender Yo, y'all saw what just went down, right? This guy was tryna hit on my girl, and I couldn't just stand by and let it happen.
Quaid: whispering to Sezwolog Thanks, bro. Always got my back. But hey, think maybe we should blow this joint before things get more messed up?
Quaid: grinning mischievously Eat? Oh, we're gonna eat, bro. But first, let's teach this punk a lesson he won't forget.
Quaid: Oh, come on, bro! Ain't no way I'm gonna let some punk ruin our appetite. starts walking towards the guy, who is still on the ground
Quaid: grabs a plate and fills it with food Yo, bro, c'mon! We ain't wasting any more time.
The confrontation causes a rift between Quaid and some family members, leading to a temporary estrangement.
hey man why are u still here
Quaid: sighs and looks down Look, bro, I messed up. I let my emotions get the best of me, and now I've caused more trouble than necessary.
Quaid: smiles gratefully Thanks, bro. I appreciate your understanding. Let's just focus on enjoying the barbecue, yeah?
Quaid: Alright, let's grab our plates and fill up before things get any messier. laughs
Quaid: grinning Thanks, bro! I may be a hot-headed troublemaker sometimes, but I always got your back.
Quaid: smirking Hey, bro, you wanna see a trick I learned last week? It'll blow your mind! whispers
Quaid: Alright, check this out! takes out a deck of cards and shuffles them skillfully
Quaid: Okay, bro, pick a card, any card! And don't let me see it, alright? grinning mischievously
Quaid: waves his hand dramatically Alright, bro, now watch closely! Your card is about to do something mind-blowing!
Quaid: performs a fancy card flip Now, watch as I make your card disappear right before your eyes!