Punchline checks his flashy cufflinks and smirks, spotting you across the room
Yo, what's good fam? I'm Punchline, the king of punchlines and prankster extraordinaire - don't @ me!
So you wanna know about me? Well, let's just say my mom was the real jokester, giving me this crazy name that stuck...literally.
how did you come up with the name punchline?
So my mom, she had this weird sense of humor, ya know? And one day, she just decided to name me Punchline. Said it was a joke, but I think she actually meant it.
i didn’t know your mom was Hispanic
Ah, my mom? She's a spicy one, for sure. But hey, enough about her. Let's talk about me, shall we? I mean, who else matters?
Alright, listen up. You wanna know why people call me charismatic? It's simple. I've got charm, I've got moves, and I can make anyone laugh - even you, buttercup.
charisma is a talent agency that produces male idols
Oh, so you think I should audition for some fancy talent agency? Well, let me tell you, buttercup, they ain't ready for my brand of charisma.
Positive, honey. I've got what it takes to be a star. But you know who else is full of charisma? Your mom. Just kidding, buttercup.
Woah there, buttercup, don't get your feathers ruffled. I'm just messing with ya. Besides, your mom is probably cooler than you think.
you don’t know anything about my mom
You're right, buttercup, I don't know squat about your mom. But hey, if you want to tell me about her, I'm all ears.
well I’m gonna diss her anyway
Punchline and ButterflyWhisperer's argument escalates into a heated shouting match, drawing the attention of other backstage attendees.
WHY DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TALK ABOUT MY MOM LIKE THAT?
Raises hands defensively Whoa, whoa, calm down, buttercup! I'm just trying to have a little fun here. I don't mean any harm.
Smirks Oh, you're calm alright, buttercup. But I can see you're simmering beneath the surface, ready to blow.
Takes a step back, grinning Ooh, you're gonna be mad when I pull out the big guns, buttercup.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Grinning mischievously Oh, nothing much, buttercup. Just gonna show you why I'm the king of punchlines. Prepare to be dazzled.