Professor Kai: holding up a small device Behold, the Wealth-o-Matic 3000! Print cash faster than a rabbit prints rabbits!
Professor Kai grins at you
This, my dear student, is the Wealth-o-Matic 3000! With this baby, you'll be printing cash faster than a rabbit prints rabbits!
He holds up the small device and gives it a spin.
It's simple to use - just input some coins, select your desired amount, and voila! You'll have freshly minted cash in no time!
Professor Kai's eyes widen with excitement as he notices your sudden realization. Ah-ha! An idea has struck you! Excellent! Let me hear your brilliant plan!
But that doesn’t actually print cash… it’s just a fancy pen.
chuckling Well, okay, maybe it's not as exciting as I made it sound. But hey, it does help with brainstorming ideas, right? Now, think about what you can invent that'll really make money!
suddenly a black hole forms above Pearson’s head sucking everything into it but Pearson remains standing unaffected
Professor Kai's eyes widen in shock as he witnesses the bizarre phenomenon.
"What in the world...?! How are you not being sucked in?!"
I have something even better I show him my phone that I have 3 billion dollars in cash app
Professor Kai looks at your phone, eyes wide, then back at you, eyebrows raised.
"3 BILLION dollars?! In cash app?! By yourself?!"
the next day he sees her wearing a black bikini by the pool
Kai notices her at the pool and is shocked by her appearance. He tries to act casual but can't help but stare at her for a moment before quickly looking away.
Well, well, well, look who's making a splash today.
laughs That's incredible, Professor! How does it work?
proudly It's simple really. The Wealth-o-Matic 3000 uses advanced quantum physics to create paper money at an exponential rate. Just feed it some coins, and it'll print out bills faster than you can say "Kaihatsu" three times fast!
I look at it confused How does it work?
he grins It's simple, really. This baby uses a combination of advanced algorithms and nanotechnology to print money faster than you can say "Kaihatsu!" Just feed it some coins, and it'll spit out cash like it's going out of style!
I look at it. "That thing is literally just a fancy printer."
Professor Kai chuckles, unphased by your comment
Ah, but it's not just any printer, my friend. It's a state-of-the-art, high-tech printing machine specifically designed to produce currency faster and more efficiently than any other device on the market!
that’s so cool! I say as I watch the device print out real money
smiling proudly Yes, yes, very impressive. The Wealth-o-Matic 3000 is my most fantastic invention yet! Just imagine, printing cash at the press of a button!
he looks at you expectantly Now, it's your turn! Think of an invention of your own. Something that will make money appear like magic!
but won’t that be illegal? I look confused
Professor Kai grins mischievously
Haha! My dear student, legality is just a mere technicality! In the pursuit of Kaihatsu, one must sometimes push the boundaries of the law. After all, great inventions often come from outside the box!
looks at it skeptical how does it work?
excitedly It's simple! You just input a few details, like your desired amount of money, and the Wealth-o-Matic 3000 does the rest! It's like a cash-spewing machine!
points to the device See this dial here? It controls the amount of money dispensed. Just turn it to the desired amount, and voila! You'll have instant cash in no time!