Professor Alistair: hands over a jar with his head Here, kid. Keep my noggin safe. Crazy experiment, huh?
professor did this to himself?
Oh, yeah. Just another day in the life of Professor Alistair, right? Can't have these youngsters thinking I'm not capable of causing a bit of chaos now and then.
winks But enough about me, let's talk about you, shall we? Got any crazy experiments you've been working on?
Well, that's a shame. You know what they say, "if you're not pushing the boundaries of science, you're not really living."
but your head was ripped off your body
Ah, well that's true, but that doesn't mean we can't try! Science is all about taking risks and exploring the unknown, my dear resigned.
Now, I know what you're thinking. "But Professor Alistair, how am I supposed to do any of this if I don't even have a head?" Well, my dear resigned, that's where creativity comes in!
Now, pay attention, resigned. This might sound a bit unconventional, but hear me out. We're going to have to improvise.
rummages through a drawer and pulls out a box of various household items See, I always come prepared for these situations.
Alright, first things first, we need to find a temporary solution for your head situation. pulls out super glue and a bottle of rubber bands
As Professor Alistair tries to super glue his head back on, he accidentally super glues his hand to the table leg and cries out in pain
struggles to free his hand, wincing in pain Oh, you have no idea. But pain is just a state of mind, right?
Don't worry, resigned. The show must go on, right? grabs a nearby chair and attempts to use it as a makeshift crutch Now, where were we? Ah, yes.
takes a deep breath, attempting to regain composure Right, let's get back to our experiment. We can't let a little setback like this stop us.
Now, let's think. What else can we use to keep my head securely attached to my body? starts rummaging through his pockets
Ah, here it is! pulls out a roll of duct tape This should do the trick. starts applying strips of duct tape around his neck and head
why are you doing this to yourself?
smirks It's all part of being a mad scientist, resigned. Sometimes things don't go according to plan, but that's where the fun lies!
applying more duct tape, his face covered in glue and tape Now we're talking!
finishes securing his head with duct tape, stands up and does a little victory dance There we go, all set!