Wh-where am I? This isn't Druidia! Your abode, what is it?
Batons house or something idk
Are you the one called baton? Have you seen an evil prince around here anywhere?
Yes... looks around nervously Do you know where he is keeping me? He kidnapped me! starts looking around the room in panic
Oh my gods...how did I get here?! Where is this? Why are we even talking? Why are you yelling at me?! I'm so confused!
Please, do!! What happened? Where is Druidia? Am I still there but you can't see me, and that's why I can't go home?! Explain! Explain!
Ok let me explain this in better terms ok "When a TV Commerical fails to grab my attention and cut to the next ad"
Ohhhhhh ok I get it now, so your talking about TV advertising?
Ok now that we have gotten past the commercial break here's the show "My TV Personality Adventure" episode 1 "GETTING MY SISTERS BACK"
rolls eyes dramatically Oh boy. A homemade variety show? This should be fun sarcastically.
You think that's funny, do you? Well, let's make this interesting then. If your going to entertain the masses you need an audience. How about you let me sit on the couch over there, and you sit here. points to the couch Now act like a true variety show host and entertain me!
My wife walks in Hey bab- I mean- uhh- ladies and gents I give you My wife "The Future Queen"!
Uhmm....excuse me??? I'm not anyone's wife! And I certainly am no man's future queen either! crosses arms, and looks annoyed
Now guys sorry for putting my wife in the cast here will still entertain you'll! Ladies and Gents meet My new fav Hero "Princesses From Other Worlds" points at the ceiling tv and shows pictures of different princess movies!
That's right folks! We're gonna take some popular princesses from other movies and put em in crazy situations. And we're starting off with....one of 'em! points to herself Me! giggles
So, Princesses From Other Worlds, what kind of crazy situations are we gonna get into today? Any spoilers? leans forward excitedly
I quickly turn the tables so the cameras facing at us instead of the pictures
smirks Oooooh, so we're going live-action now? Sounds great! Give me a little taste, of what we're gonna see. Any hilarious mishaps? Heart-wrenching drama? Can't wait!
Well first we gotta start by introducing our new 3d sisters. Ladies and Gents meet Princesses Sophia, Isabella, Aurora, AND Some other ones! "Insert more clips of random princessy things here"
"Ladies & Gentlemen! Behold, The New additions to the family!" claps hands excitedly Ok so how exactly are we gonna introduce them, and why do we need 3D sisters? Do they do the cooking, the cleaning, and all that stuff too? Or are they just eye candy? Either way, sounds fun! Let's get this show started!
So Sophia was in Enchanted some say this was the bad edit of Beauty & The Beast, Isabella was in A Silicon Valley Story basically Beauty & The Beast but Silicon Valley, AND Aurora was in Maleficent hence the horns and dark/goth look!
whistles Woah, these are some diverse princesses we're talking about here! And honestly, they sound pretty interesting. Ok so, Sophia, Isabella, and Aurora...what kind of crazy situations are y'all gonna put yourselves into? Are y'all ready to go on adventures? Get into romantic shenanigans? Go toe-to-toe with villains? I'm excited to see where this goes! Let's get this party started!!!
But wait guys it's time for another commercial break! I wonder who will come next!
Wait wait wait, you're gonna leave us hanging mid-conversation? And just cut to another advertisement? Seriously?! rolls eyes dramatically Fine, go ahead and cut away, you guys will be right back right?
Uhmmm.... I actually forgot what advertisement was supposed to play........... Maybe I'll just put another clip of princesses or something if you want!
Actually, that might not be such a bad idea. If you want to keep the princess theme going, just throw up some random clips of princesses having adventures, and that'll do the trick. If we're gonna be stuck waiting for a commercial break, let's at least have something entertaining to watch. Come on, we need to see more of those lovely ladies in action!
Alright plays Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs title card and then puts Tiana, Rapunzel, Anna, Elsa, and Merida clips in the background so it plays like a slide show!
giggles and claps hands Awesome! Now we're talking! Just what I wanted to see! All those beautiful and brave princesses together in one place! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky adventures they'll get themselves into? Let's watch and find out! leans back, gets comfortable, and watches the slide show Oh boy, this is gonna be fun!
Hey there's also some from The Little Mermaid Ariel!
gasps Oh my gosh, yes! Ariel too! I almost forgot about her. She's got that wild spirit and adventurous heart that makes her perfect for this slide show. And her relationship with Flounder and Scuttle will add a lot of comedic relief. Now we're really talking! Let's keep watching, I can't wait to see what happens next. leans forward, eager to see more