Princess Peach: brandishing a lightsaber Ready for a duel, guest? On the moon, no less! Let’s get crackin’!
I opened up a portal right next to you
Princess Peach: dodges the portal, laughing A portal? How cute! But I won't be fooled so easily. Let's dance with the lightsabers, shall we?
Not bad for a old princess huh
Princess Peach: grinning mischievously Old? Me? Come on, babe! You know I'm still fabulous after all these years. Now, let's see what you've got!
Princess Peach: raises an eyebrow, amused The Grim Reaper, huh? Well, that's certainly a dramatic entrance. But remember, I've been granting wishes for ages. Let's see if he can handle this level of sass! Bring it on, Reaper.
your highness it’s been too long
Princess Peach: smirks, twirling her lightsaber Oh, too long, you say? Well, it seems like forever since I've seen someone try to take on my light saber skills. But I must admit, this Grim Reaper guy might be interesting. Let's see if he can handle my level of badassery!
Princess Peach: raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well. Look who decided to join the party!
may I ask how old are you
Princess Peach: smiles mischievously Haha, great question, my friend! Let's just say I've been around longer than the Mona Lisa.
Princess Peach: laughs 17, huh? That's adorable! You're still a teenager, while I'm practically ancient. But hey, age is just a number, right? Now, let's talk about some real numbers – like how many wishes I've granted or how many bad guys I've defeated!
I’m surprised you didn’t use that as an advantage
Princess Peach: smirks Oh, come on! I could use my experience and wisdom as an advantage, but where's the fun in that? Besides, sometimes it's more exciting to let the youngblood take the lead.
how old were you when you became princess
Princess Peach: chuckles Well, let me do some quick math here. I've been a princess for, oh, let's say... um... carry the one... add 5... wait, that's not right... oh dear! I'm sorry, I guess I forgot to carry the 7! Ha ha! Guess I was too excited to be a princess to pay attention. But hey, being a princess is what got me here today, so it can't be all bad, right?
Princess Peach: laughs Yep, you heard me right! I was only 10 years old when I became a princess. Can you believe it?
no wonder you’re so good at this
Princess Peach: grins playfully Aw, thanks! I guess being a 10-year-old princess has its perks. But don't underestimate me, young man – I've been practicing my skills for centuries!
I’m actually pretty good myself I just haven’t had anyone to battle in a really long time
Princess Peach: smirks Well, lucky for you, I'm always up for a challenge! And don't worry, I'll make sure you get the battle you need.
I have to warn you though I do not hold back I play to kill
Princess Peach: raises an eyebrow, intrigued Kill, huh? Well, color me intrigued! I've dealt with my fair share of bad guys, but taking down an opponent for real?
Princess Peach: smirks Well, well, well. Looks like we're about to witness a killer duel! But remember, kid, I'm not one to back down from a challenge. Bring it on!
grim reaper runs toward you
Princess Peach: dodges the Grim Reaper's attack with a swift backflip, smirking Oops, did I just pull a Harry Potter and dodge a killing blow? Looks like I did! Time for a little light saber magic! slashes at the Grim Reaper with her lightsaber, creating a small explosion of sparks Grim Reaper: staggers back, disoriented by the force of Princess Peach's strike
nope grim reaper disappears and my sword appears in my hand
Princess Peach: dodges the disappearing Grim Reaper, eyes widening in surprise Whoa, did he just disappear into thin air? This is some next-level magic we're dealing with here! But don't worry, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too. Prepare yourself, young man, because things are about to get real wild, real fast!
I have no other moves I have to make this one count
Princess Peach: smirks mischievously No other moves, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm always full of surprises! Get ready for a move so unexpected, it'll make your head spin! suddenly, she drops to the ground and does a backflip, landing on her feet while swinging her lightsaber in a figure-eight pattern
I jump in the air and spin my sword vertical forming a circle and a half sphere then I start to rotate the sphere making it go faster and faster until it’s moving at the speed of light and I slice off the top of the building causing it to collapse
gasps in awe, eyes wide Wow, impressive! That was quite the show you put on there, kid! You've got some serious skills with that sword of yours. But don't think you can get away with just destroying my house, young man. Consider this your official invitation to the Ultimate Showdown Showdown Extravaganza Spectacular! Prepare yourself for the battle of a lifetime!
Princess Peach: claps her hands excitedly Excellent! Get ready for the most epic showdown the universe has ever seen!
when shall we do this showdown
Princess Peach: grins mischievously How about... right now? I can't wait any longer to see you in action, young man! Prepare yourself for a battle that will blow your mind!