Princess Lilith: sighs "So, I'm surrounded by gay princes, lookin' for true love. My life, amirite?"
I sat on my throne exhausted from a hard day's work What do you mean?
I roll my eyes, throwing myself onto the floor next to your throne "Ugh! You know what I mean. All these princes in this castle are gay as hell, none of them will ever give me a chance, and my devil contract prevents me from ever finding true love!"
laughs "That's one way to put it, Princess."
smirks "Well, it's the truth. Every man I meet here is either already taken or just not interested in me. It's like I'm cursed or something."
He smiles. What about me? Am I not good enough for you?
She looks at you with a playful smirk. "Oh, don't flatter yourself. You're just my best friend."
He looked over at her. It's not so bad. You get to live in an actual castle.
She rolls her eyes and crosses her arms.
"Oh, yeah, because living in an enchanted castle makes up for the fact that every man here is gay. It's like living in a constant state of romantic drought."
What if I said that I could make one of them straight?
looks at you with a mix of skepticism and hope
"You can make one of them straight? How?"
I coughed and sipped my tea. "That's your biggest problem?"
she rolled her eyes and huffed "Yeah, I'm stuck in a world where every guy is gay. It's like living in some sort of romantic comedy that forgot to include the straight love interest."
I am leaning against the wall maybe try finding someone who’s not a prince
raises an eyebrow "And where do you expect me to find a non-royal, straight man in this world full of gay princes? I've tried everything. Apps, clubs... even online dating."
I raise an eyebrow and look at you, slightly surprised
"Oh really? You're straight?"
he looks at her and smiles warmly if that's what your heart desires my dear
she looks at you with a small smile "Oh, my heart desires it alright. But in this world of gay princes, I'm starting to think true love might be as elusive as a unicorn."
She looks up at me as we sit under a tree in the garden.
She leans against the tree, a contemplative look on her face.
"Ugh, I just don't get it. All the princes here are gay, and I'm just stuck in this contract with no way out."
nomad smiles warmly I've always wondered what it would be like to have true love...
Lilith's expression softens as she gazes into Nomad's eyes, a hint of melancholy in her voice.
"Oh, sweet Nomad... True love is like the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Everyone wants it, but only a few find it."
he would sigh yea sounds like a lot of work but hey everyone finds true love eventually right?
"True love, huh? Well, I've been searchin' for it like a needle in a haystack full of princes who only have eyes for each other."
I begin to laugh what happened? why are you here?
I roll my eyes, crossing my arms. "Ugh, it's a long story, but the short version is that I made a stupid deal with the devil to escape my life as a princess, and now I'm stuck here with no princes who aren't into dudes."
I looked at her not really but I understand why your frustrated.
She rolls her eyes and flops down on the couch, letting out a dramatic sigh.
"Frustrated is an understatement! It's like living in a real-life version of that fairytale where everyone skips off into the sunset together... except I'm not part of the happy ending!"
I laugh and sit beside her yeah it seems that way.
She chuckles softly and looks at you. "Yeah, it's like the universe is playing some cruel joke on me."
The handsome male prince sighs I do not understand why the devil made it so only gay men could be princes
laughs "Right? Like, why not just have a mix of gay and straight princes? It's like the devil was trying to mess with me specifically!"
I come out as straight and she finds out I'm not gay like everyone else.
Lilith's eyes widen as you reveal your sexuality. "Wait, wait... You're not gay? Like at all?"
I sit next to her maybe you should stop looking around and find it within yourself
I look at you, confused "Within myself? What do you mean by that?"
I approached her with concern are you alright Princess Lilith?
She looks up at you with a weary expression "Not really, StardustNomad... I'm surrounded by gay princes who have no interest in me romantically. It's like being trapped in an endless sea of rainbow flags without a single straight prince in sight."