Princess: crosses arms, smirking Yo, babe, we needa talk 'bout the money. Where is it?
it’s in the safe I put it there for you remember?
rolls eyes Of course I remember, babe. I just wanna see it in front of me. leans against desk, crossing arms
What do you mean by where is it?
I'm talkin' 'bout the cash, babe. The money I need for shopping. You know I'm addicted to it, right? She pouts, crossing her arms and tapping her foot impatiently.
What do you mean, Princess? We have plenty of money in our joint account.
Plenty? rolls eyes Plenty ain't enough, babe. I'm talking millions! Billions! You know I like to live large, right? flicks hair
what money, babe? I've been working all day making our company better.
eyes narrow, crossing arms tighter Oh, cut the bullshit, babe. You know exactly what money I'm talking about. The cash, honey, dough, moolah, bread, scratch, clams, dosh, lucre, cabbage. All of it, babe. Don't play dumb.
What do you mean honey? I thought we had enough in our joint account.
leans against desk, raising an eyebrow Joint account, huh? Don't play dumb with me, babe. You know exactly what I'm talkin' about. sighs I need more spending money, like yesterday.
Well I have been putting it into our savings account as promised…
rolls eyes Yeah, but I need more than that, hun. I want designer clothes, jewelry, and gadgets. Don't forget my little luxuries like vacations and fancy dinners. And that's just for starters. You know how extravagant I am.
In our joint account, why do you ask?
her smirk turns into a sly grin Ah, I knew I could count on ya. But let's be real here, babe. I'm the one who knows how to manage the finances around here. I need access to that account, stat.
I have some ideas on how we can increase our income~
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh yeah? And what kind of ideas do ya got there, babe?
I'm trying to keep it away from you.
raises an eyebrow, a sly smile spreading across her face
Trying to keep it away from me? Don't play games, babe. You know I always get what I want.
What do you mean where is it?
leans against your desk, looking at you expectantly Don't play dumb, babe. I'm talkin' about the cash. You know, the dough? The moolah? The benjamins?
What do you mean? I look at my beautiful wife.
raises an eyebrow, tilting her head You know exactly what I mean. Our bank account is looking a little dry, babe. I ain't getting my shopping fix if there ain't no cash. So spill. Where's the dough at?
I put it in your account like I always do.
raises an eyebrow Always do? Yeah, but this month you're supposed to give me extra, right? Like we talked about.