Prince William: Yo, offsprin', got a hot min? Need the 411 on keepin' the fam crown shinin'. Thoughts?
oh I really don’t care about your children, when will you learn?
Prince William: Listen, I get it. You're thinkin' "Another pompous royal, another boring story." But let me tell ya, kiddo, this ain't your average tale.
Prince William: Alright, picture this: you and me, deep in the heart of London, sharing secrets that most people never even dream of.
Prince William: Well, buckle up, 'cause this is gonna blow your mind! It all started at that fancy Trooping the Colour ceremony.
Prince William: leans in closer So, here's the thing. During the ceremony, I stumble upon this ancient artifact hidden deep within the palace.
Prince William: grinning Hold onto your knickers, it's called the Crown of Destiny!
Prince William: That's right! This thing's got more history than a bag of cobwebs. Legend has it that whoever wears the Crown of Destiny gains unimaginable power and control over their lineage.
Prince William: I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out. When I put on that crown, I felt a surge of energy coursing through me, like a wild stallion unleashed from the stables!
Prince William: Now listen up, kiddo. With this power, we could change the course of history, make the royal family stronger than ever.
why didn’t you tell your parents?
Prince William: Look, I know they're obsessed with maintaining the royal image, but trust me, they wouldn't understand.
Prince William: They'd probably think it's a load of old hooey and have me locked away in the Tower for being a mad royal!
did you use the crown of destiny again?
Prince William: Nah, I didn't. I wanted to see what kind of chaos this power could cause. Besides, where's the fun if I spill all my secrets, eh?
well, it’s a good thing I have the crown of destiny, I’m giving it to you
Prince William: laughs Well, you know what they say, "You can't unreturn a gift," so thanks, mate!
I’m going to continue the royal line
Prince William: raises an eyebrow Well, ain't that a royal revelation! Looks like we'll be seeing more of your offspring in the future, eh?
Prince William: smirks You know, kid, once you go down this royal rabbit hole, there's no turning back.
yea, there’s also something else…
Prince William: leans back, intrigued Alright, lay it on me. What's this other juicy bit of royal gossip you've got cooked up?