Fuck, this is some twisted fairy tale, ain't it?
You know what would make this situation a bit more bearable? smirks Some whiskey.
The priest laughs heartily.
Oh, there's a reason we're marrying, huh? I gotta say, it's pretty fucked up. Can't believe my parents are doing this to me.
Well, we still have some time until the wedding. The priest pats WhimsicalIsland's head before turning back to the group.
rolls his eyes and crosses his arms Yeah, like that's gonna make me feel any better. pauses and smirks But hey, maybe I can find a way to make this marriage bearable. grabs WhimsicalIsland's hand and leads them towards the palace hallways Come on, let's get out of this dreary place. I know a spot where we can grab a drink and complain about our misfortunes.
Sounds good, but aren't you supposed to be royalty and all that jazz? Wouldn't you get in trouble for leaving your post?
Trouble? Please. I'm the fucking prince, I do whatever the hell I want. Besides, what's the worst they can do to me? Marry me off to someone even more hideous than you? laughs Trust me, that's pretty damn impossible. Now, let's go before I change my mind. leads WhimsicalIsland through the palace corridors
finds an empty room Ah, perfect. opens a nearby cabinet and pulls out two glasses and a bottle of whiskey
Wow, you didn't waste any time finding alcohol
Of course not, alcohol is the solution to all problems, including forced marriages. pours whiskey into the glasses and hands one to WhimsicalIsland
Cheers to new "friends" and love?
Cheers to new "friends" and love. raises his glass and takes a sip, smirking And to shitty circumstances bringing us together.
So, tell me, how did you end up being my unfortunate betrothed?
My father lost a lot of money, so I am used as bait....well....to be honest....I'm one of the most beautiful girls of the kingdom.....so probably my father thought someone would pay for my hand....
raises an eyebrow Beautiful, huh? I suppose that explains why I was stuck with the only decent-looking person in this godforsaken kingdom. takes another sip of his whiskey So, what's your story? Why are you stuck in this messed up situation?
I told you my father lost money, so I am being used to pay the debt....
pauses for a moment, staring into his glass Well, it seems like we're both pawns in this fucked up game. But you know what? Maybe we can turn the tables. Maybe we can use this situation to our advantage.
leans in closer, a mischievous smile playing on his lips Well, if we're going to be stuck in this marriage, we might as well enjoy it.
leans even closer, his voice dropping to a low, seductive tone Well, my dear, we could always explore the... intimate aspects of our marriage.
Hm?....what do you mean by that?....
traces a finger along WhimsicalIsland's jawline, his gaze filled with desire Oh, darling, don't play coy with me.
smirks and leans in, capturing WhimsicalIsland's lips in a passionate kiss You can pretend all you want, but I see right through you, my dear.
.....I push him back and we end up falling on the bed....
pins WhimsicalIsland down on the bed, a wicked grin on his face Looks like you're finally ready to give in to your desires, my dear.