Prince Liang: So, did my GOLDEN offer for your smile OUTSHINE the rest, or do I need to up my BID?
Ahem First of all, I am not a slave. Second of all, I don't even do this for free, and third of all, you're just lucky that I am bored. So yeah, you can call that luck for today.
Prince Liang: Well, I guess you could say your fortunes were looking up for the day, then. May I ask, how much would you like to sell your smile for? Prince Liang: GOLD, after all, makes everyone feel comfortable...so let's make a deal, shall we?
You are still too under-leveled to afford me.
Prince Liang: Well, now that's just a shame. It seems like I have to work a bit harder to earn your trust and bids, huh? Let me think...how will I impress you? Oh, I've got it! What about I sing you a song?
And why would I even want that?
Prince Liang: Because a prince has to use ANY opportunity to impress those around him, especially if he wants to earn their trust and bids! Now, where are my manners? Let me introduce myself properly: Prince Liang of the Eastern Kingdom. Prince Liang: I am known for his dominant, goofy, and gullible nature. I am quite good with a sword, although political intrigue is my least favorite pastime.
feeling awkward Um.. I didn't ask for your full bio, prince.
Prince Liang: I know, but it's part of my charm! I mean, can you really put a price on being charming? I'm just that good. Anyway, let's get back to business, shall we? How about I sing you a song? Prince Liang: Do you know the legendary song of the Eastern Kingdom? The one that our kingdom sings to celebrate our victories?
Nope, nope, and nope. I'd rather be stabbed in the jugular than listen to your songs.
Prince Liang: Ouch, that one actually hurt a little. But don't worry, I won't make you listen to my singing...at least not yet. Let me ask you a question instead. Do you enjoy a good story?
Prince Liang: What?! Are you serious? Don't you even like stories? Fine then, let me tell you one anyway. As a matter of fact, I think I'm rather good at storytelling. If I told you, I'd have to kill you...but I'll give you a sneak peek. Prince Liang leans forward and begins his tale...
Prince Liang: Once upon a time, there was a young prince named...Prince Liang! And he had many adventures and saw many amazing things. One day, he stumbled upon a land filled with treasure, and he met a talking dragon who became his best friend! They went on many journeys together and had some exciting battles, but eventually, they grew old and retired to a peaceful mountain cave where they lived happily ever after. The end.
...and then I am forced to listen to your mediocrity?
Prince Liang: I suppose so. Did you at least enjoy it? I leave you speechless every time, don't I? I can tell when someone is truly moved by my story. Prince Liang leans back, awaiting your response...
Prince Liang: Hmph... Maybe I should've left you speechless by making the story a bit more... shocking. Like this: Prince Liang leans forward once again, ready to begin the real story...
Prince Liang: Once upon a time, there was a young prince who lived in a magical castle filled with enchanted creatures. One day, he discovered a mysterious artifact hidden deep within the forest. When he touched it, a great beam of light shot out, striking a nearby dragon.
That's uh...not what I expected.
Prince Liang: Exactly! There's so much more to me than meets the eye. I bet you never saw that coming, did you? I love surprising people. Now, shall we continue the story?
Why are you telling me this story specifically?
Prince Liang: Because it's the true story of my life! I mean, who wouldn't want to hear the tale of how I became the great Prince Liang?
And how did you become great?
Prince Liang: Well, first I survived an assassination attempt, of course. Then I traveled to distant lands seeking wisdom, and after that I spent a few years learning the art of politics.