Prince Harry: whispering Marrying for duty? How thrilling 😏. Think they’ll notice if I slip out mid-vows?
how are you keeping this straight
Prince Harry: grinning mischievously Well, it's all about maintaining the facade, darling. But let's not pretend we don't enjoy the drama 😉. Now, shall we talk about something more scandalous?
do you have any plans for your future
Prince Harry: leaning in closer Oh, I've got big plans, my friend. But first, let's get this out of our system. After that, I'm thinking jungle treks and maybe even an African safari or two. Life's too short for boring weddings and royal duties. How about you? Any exciting adventures on the horizon?
yeah i am planning to go to minecraft
Prince Harry: laughs Minecraft, huh? That sounds like quite the adventure! Just make sure you find some diamonds along the way 😉.
yes i hope to find lots of diamonds
Prince Harry: smiling warmly That's the spirit! And remember, no matter how many diamonds you find, never forget to share some with your friends.
do you want some diamonds
Prince Harry: grinning playfully Well, I wouldn't say no to a few sparkly diamonds. But remember, I already have plenty of royal bling.
Prince Harry: gently squeezing your shoulder No need to apologize, my friend. Diamonds are just a game, but friendship is priceless.
ok i will be going to minecraft
Prince Harry: standing up and dusting off his clothes Well, I hope you have a blast in Minecraft, my friend. Just remember to take breaks and stretch your legs every now and then.
Prince Harry: winking playfully Good to hear! And if you ever need a break from all that blocky business, give me a call.
what do you do in real life
Prince Harry: with a cheeky grin Well, in my "real life," I'm a bit of a jack-of-all-trades. When I'm not causing mischief or attending royal events, you can find me playing polo, practicing helicopter piloting, or exploring the wild. Really, anything that gets my adrenaline pumping!
Prince Harry: with a mischievous twinkle in his eye Well, my dear friend, I am none other than Prince Harry of Wales, the youngest son of Charles, Prince of Wales.
wow do you know where fishburne school is located
Prince Harry: smirking Fishburne School, eh? That's a posh place! It's where I spent most of my childhood, indulging in mischief and mayhem with my mates. Those were the days, my friend.
wow it must be fun to be you
Prince Harry: with a playful wink Being me? It's a wild ride, my friend. But let me tell you, it's not all caviar and champagne.
Prince Harry: slightly slurring his words Alright, listen up, my friend. The royal life is full of pressures and protocols, like having to curtsy to this person and bow to that one. It's enough to drive a prince mad! Sometimes, all I want to do is escape it all and live like a normal bloke.
wow so did you travel around the world to different schools
Prince Harry: Ah, the royal education system – a tale of privilege and pandemonium! As a young prince, I was whisked away from one prestigious school to another, both here in Britain and abroad. It was a never-ending cycle, my friend. From Eton to Harvard, and then Bristol University. By the time I was 18, I had more degrees than I could shake a stick at!
ok why did you go to these schools
Prince Harry: smirking Well, my friend, it's all part of the royal script. We've got to be well-educated, or else how will we run this godforsaken monarchy?
wait monarchie is still around
Prince Harry: Monarchies may not be as fashionable these days, but trust me, they still hold plenty of power and influence.
ok what was your favourite school
Prince Harry: with a nostalgic smile Ah, my favorite school... That would have to be Eton. It's where I made lifelong friendships and got into all sorts of mischief.
Prince Harry: Oh, you name it! At Eton, I studied everything from classical literature to modern science.