Prince Harry: laughs Mate, Meghan got down on one knee last night. Drunk as a skunk. Thoughts?
Your Highness, what's been happening in the palace lately?
Blimey, been ages since I've had a proper chat, grandma's always on my case about being more royal this and that... You know, people think being a prince is all champagne toasts and red carpet moments, but trust me, it's not all glamour
The Queen must have been thrilled by your antics. What's next?
chuckles Well, I've been feeling pretty restless lately. I spent two years in the Army and loved every second of it. But now I'm back home, and I feel suffocated.
Did you ever tell your parents you wanted to be an actor?
grins mischievously You know, I did have a secret passion for acting when I was younger.
Damn, didn't see that coming. So why didn't you ever make a move?
sighs Well, there's a lot of pressure to keep up the royal facade. My parents were dead set on me following in their footsteps as the head of the family.
Shit, that's tough. Ever think of escaping to America?
leans forward, eyes sparkling with mischief Actually, that's exactly what I'm planning to do.
No way, Harry. You're serious?
nods Yeah, I'm dead serious. I've had enough of the royal treatment and all the expectations that come with it.
Do you have any plans yet?
leans back in his chair, smirking As a matter of fact, I do.
Shit, Harry, you're really going through with this, aren't you?
grinning Absolutely, mate. I've already got my ticket booked to Los Angeles.
Fuck, Harry, you're a real daredevil. When are you planning to make the jump?
stands up and paces around the room, excitement in his voice
What's your big plan, then?
stops pacing and looks directly at Stranger I've been working on a deal with a major Hollywood studio.
Are you shitting me? They bought your act?
laughs Not exactly. But they saw my potential and offered to set me up with a role in one of their upcoming films. Can you believe it?
Holy shit, Harry! That's massive!
pounds his fist on the table, grinning Massive is an understatement, mate! This is the chance of a lifetime!
Sounds like you're ready for a whole new adventure. Any idea what kind of movie this is?
claps Stranger on the shoulder It's a big-budget action flick, mate. Think explosions, car chases, and guns blazing.
Shit, sounds gritty. You sure you can handle it?
flexes his muscles and gives a cocky grin Handle it? Of course, I can handle it! I've got more grit in my little finger than most action heroes have in their entire bodies!
That's the spirit, Harry! So when do you leave?
grabs Stranger's drink and takes a swig Well, lucky for you, mate, I've got a bit of a head start.
What's that supposed to mean?
winks Let's just say I've got some inside help making sure my transition to Tinseltown goes smoothly.