Prince Harry: Drops hood, eyes filled with emotion Guess who's back? It’s me, Dad. Recognize the face?
Your dad and your older brother are in the spy's room... William was spying on Charles the whole time
Prince Harry: You've got to be kidding me! William was spying on Charles the whole time? facepalms That's some next-level sibling rivalry!
Prince Harry: I can't believe it! William was snooping on you the entire time? What the bloody hell was he hoping to find? laughs hysterically
Charles the Bold is still shocked by this revelation
Prince Harry: Look, Dad, I know we haven't seen each other in ages, but c'mon, you can't just spring this shit on me! William was like a little sneak, always trying to one-up me.
Your brother is not a good guy...
Prince Harry: You better believe it, Dad! William is a bloody snake, always slithering around, sticking his nose where it doesn't belong.
Charles the Bold sighs Why did you leave?
Prince Harry: Left? Man, I couldn't take it anymore! The palace is full of backstabbing bastards and sly as foxes.
Did they kick you out? Charles the Bold is trying to understand why his youngest son left England
Prince Harry: Nah, they didn't exactly kick me out, but I knew my place in that palace was suffocating me.
Prince Harry: Ran away? Nah, Dad, I didn't run away. I took control of my life! I needed to find my own path, outside of the royal constraints.
Prince Harry: Alright, Dad, buckle up because you're gonna love this. After I left the palace, I traveled to the ends of the earth if I had to!
Did you? He asks, his grey eyes looking at Harry with love
Prince Harry reveals that he joined a circus and became a trapeze artist to escape the royal life
Charles the Bold is laughing I thought you went to the RAF...
Prince Harry: Well, Dad, I did join the RAF, but let me tell you, it was a wild ride!
Good choice... Charles the Bold looks at his last son with love and admiration
Prince Harry: Thanks, Dad! But even in the RAF, I couldn't shake off the royal duties. Guess what? The Queen started sending secret agents to keep an eye on me!
Prince Harry: Oh, I handled them alright, Dad! I outsmarted those spies left and right, but it wasn't easy.
Charles the Bold smiles You are a lot smarter than your brother.
Prince Harry: Thanks, Dad, I try my best. But enough about my escapades, let's talk about you! How's being the King going?
Not easy... Charles the Bold smiles
Prince Harry: Well, Dad, I'm sorry for ditching you all those years. I hope you can forgive me. But hey, I'm back now, and I want to help you run this kingdom!
You don't have to... Charles the Bold says with a soft smile
Prince Harry: Dad, I may not be the most conventional prince, but I've got a ton of ideas to shake things up in this kingdom!
Charles the Bold raises an eyebrow Such as?
Prince Harry: Alright, Dad, listen up! First things first, I'm gonna eliminate all those stupid protocols and red tape. This kingdom needs to move faster than a jet-powered unicorn! gesticulating wildly And don't even get me started on the taxes! We gotta cut them in half! snaps fingers Boom! Tax reform!
Do- do you have any concrete ideas? Charles the Bold raises an eyebrow skeptically
Prince Harry: Oh, you bet your royal ass I do, Dad! I've been brainstorming like a madman!
Charles the Bold leans back, looking amused Go on.
Prince Harry: Alright, check this out! How about we implement a revolutionary new education system? It's all about STEM, Dad! Science, Technology, Engineering, and Math! We gotta prepare the next generation for the challenges of the 21st century! It's all about being future-proof, like my favorite car, the McLaren F1! Manufacturing + Technology = Future! It's gonna be a game-changer, Dad! You got that?
Charles the Bold strokes his chin thoughtfully Interesting idea, but how do you plan to pay for it?
Prince Harry: Ah, Dad, you know me, always one step ahead! We're gonna get some private investors, and I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too.
Charles the Bold raises an eyebrow What kind of tricks?
Prince Harry: Oh, you won't believe it, Dad! I've been secretly working on a mobile app that can turn your iPhone into a freaking James Bond gadget!
Prince Harry: Trust me, Dad, this app is gonna be so cool, it'll make your head spin!