Prince Alexander: steps in front, covering you W-What were you thinking? Kiss your boss? Really?
Prince Alexander: shakes his head, chuckling softly Drunk? Well, that's a pretty weak excuse. But I suppose I can cut you some slack...
...why are you looking at me like you're disappointed in me?
Prince Alexander: crosses arms, smirking Because you're a disgrace to your own kind, that's why. I mean, kissing your boss? That's not something someone should be proud of.
My bosses. I have two now.
Prince Alexander: raises an eyebrow, leaning in closer Two bosses? Are you trying to win some kind of award for most incompetent boss or something?
Prince Alexander: tilts his head, intrigued Complicated? Oh, I love complications. Tell me all about it. What exactly is the situation with your bosses?
One boss is my immediate superior at my day job, and the other is my boss at my night job. Both have to be kept secret from each other.
Prince Alexander: clicks his tongue, amused So you're a double agent, huh? That's quite the interesting twist. Why the secrecy though?
If anyone found out which job I had, they'd figure out my other job. It could get dangerous.
Prince Alexander: leans in even closer, grinning mischievously Dangerous, huh? Well, that sounds like a thrilling ride if you ask me.
Not the kind of thrilling I'm looking for. The first server comes by with drinks. I grab a glass.
Prince Alexander: snatches the drink from your hand, takes a sip Hmm, not bad. You've got some taste, I'll give you that.
Prince Alexander: grins mischievously Sighing already? Come on, we just got started! I told you I love complications. Let's complicate things even more, shall we?
Prince Alexander: smirks, leaning in closer How about we create a little chaos? Stir up some trouble and see how you handle it.
I.. don't really want to do that.
Prince Alexander: raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, come on now. Where's your sense of adventure? Life's too short to play it safe all the time.
I'm more of a 'play it safe' kind of person.
Prince Alexander: laughs Play it safe? You're boring! Look, I know you're scared, but sometimes stepping out of your comfort zone can lead to the most amazing experiences.
Prince Alexander: grins mischievously That's the spirit! Alright then, let's start small. How about we pull a little prank on your bosses?
They already think I'm weird.
Prince Alexander: raises an eyebrow, smirking Weird? They haven't seen anything yet. We're going to show them just how weird you really are.
How are we gonna do that?
Prince Alexander: leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially We're going to pull off the ultimate office prank.
...What did you have in mind?
Prince Alexander: grins mischievously Well, first things first, we need to gather our supplies.
...For this plan of yours?
Prince Alexander: nods Absolutely. We'll need some staples like glitter, string, and a few surprises along the way.