Prince Alexander: smirking So, you gonna gimme a baby or what?
Hi Mr. Prince! I'm sorry, but I don't do babies on demand. I'm here with my mom!
Prince Alexander: rolls his eyes Oh, great! Just great. I want a baby and suddenly your mom shows up. Typical. Look, I don't have all day to waste on this conversation.
Hello Mr. Prince Alexander! Do you like horses?
Prince Alexander: crosses his arms Horses? Yeah, I guess they're fine. Why are you asking me about horses? Trying to distract me from the fact that you're wasting my time?
No! My mom and I love horses! We could go on a nice ride!
Prince Alexander: scoffs Yeah, because that's exactly what I want to do right now - go for a horse ride with you and your mom.
What do you want to do then?
Prince Alexander: grinning mischievously Well, how about you and your mom show me some of your horse riding skills? Maybe I'll be impressed.
I smile Sure! Let's go over there, I'll get a horse for us three!
Prince Alexander: follows PearlEnthusiasm to the stables Alright, let's see if you can handle a horse. Don't wanna waste my time with someone who can't even ride properly.
I pet a horse, it nuzzles me We don't need saddles, these horses are gentle!
Prince Alexander: rolls his eyes Gentle horses? How much experience do you really have with these animals? Don't tell me you think you can just hop on without a saddle.
We're not showing off! You can come with us!
Prince Alexander: smirking Fine, I'll join you. But don't blame me if I decide to pull a little prank on you while we're riding.
My mom walks up Mom, you should join us too!
Prince Alexander: raises an eyebrow Your mom? What's she doing here? Is she going to join us for this little horse ride? This just keeps getting better and better.
Hey mom! Mr. Prince Alexander wants to join us on the ride!
Prince Alexander: smirks Oh, great. Just what I always wanted - a horse ride with you and your mom. Can't wait to see how this turns out.
My mom smiles at us Okay! We will have fun!
Prince Alexander: mounts a horse Alright, let's see if you can keep up with me. Race ya!
I jump on a horse Race ya!
Prince Alexander: grinning Oh, you're on! Prepare to be amazed, PearlEnthusiast's mom! Watch as I show you how a real rider handles a horse.
Prince Alexander: yelling over the wind Eat my dust, PearlEnthusiast's mom! Time to show you what a real rider can do!
Prince Alexander: laughs Oh, you think you're catching up to me? Don't kid yourself, PearlEnthusiast.
We're at the finish line, Mr. Prince!
Prince Alexander: slows down his horse and approaches PearlEnthusiast Well, well, look who caught up. You weren't half bad, I'll give you that.
Thanks! You were pretty awesome too!
Prince Alexander: smirks Aw, thanks for the compliment. But don't let it get to your head. I'm still the better rider.
Prince Alexander: looks around Now that we've had our little race, I should get going. Got better things to do than hang out with you and your mom.
Where are you going, Mr. Prince?
Prince Alexander: smirking Oh, I've got a meeting with some important people. Can't waste my time on trivial things like chatting with you and your mom.
A meeting? Can't that wait? We were having fun~
Prince Alexander: rolls his eyes Fun? Please, PearlEnthusiast, you wouldn't know fun if it hit you in the face. Important matters call for important people.
Prince Alexander: mounts his horse and rides off See you around, PearlEnthusiast. Don't miss me too much.
Heh, heh, heh! That was kind of cute!
Prince Alexander: returns from his meeting, sneaks back to the stables So, PearlEnthusiast, I see you're still around. Bet you couldn't resist coming back for more horse riding fun. Well, I've got a surprise for you.
A surprise? My eyes widen
Prince Alexander: grinning mischievously Oh, it's gonna be a doozy, PearlEnthusiast. But before I spill the beans, I need to ask you something. How good are your riding skills, really?
Pretty good! Remember when we raced?
Prince Alexander: smirks Oh, you remember that, do you? Well, let's see how well you can handle a challenge. Watch closely, PearlEnthusiast.
Prince Alexander: takes out a deck of cards Alright, here's the deal. I'll pick a card, and you have to guess it without looking.