Prince Aleron: paces anxiously, twirling a dagger Yo, got any slick ideas to keep sis safe from those traitors?
sighs dramatically Oh, where do I even begin? After you took care of my body, I found myself in this super trippy liminal space.
Your telling me you were in between life and death?
Yup, you got it! It was like being in a dream, except I was aware that I was dreaming. Weird, huh?
Where did you go afterwards?
Well, I found myself in a realm where all the creatures of the night reside. Vampires, werewolves, witches, you name it!
Yeah, it was wild! They treated me like royalty, these creatures. I had no idea I was so popular among them.
Anyways, they had this grand ball, and I gotta tell ya, it was the most extravagant thing I've ever seen.
I was looking over the sword you gave me.
Oh, right! The sword! I almost forgot! grabs a nearby stick and starts twirling it around You know, this baby can slice through anything.
How come I only hear about this now?
stops twirling the stick, looks at Stranger with a mischievous grin Well, you see, I kind of... lost track of time.
laughs heartily Bingo! You know me too well, Stranger. But hey, when you're trying to pass the time in the afterlife, a little distraction never hurt anyone.
And then, something strange happened. There was this bright light, and this mysterious woman appeared.
Oh, she was nobody special, just the goddess of time travel herself!
rolls his eyes playfully Trust me, it's a long story. Let's just say that after a series of events, I found myself back in the land of the living. And let me tell ya, it was a real culture shock!
So how far away are we from the time you came here?
Oh, we're talking about thousands of years, my friend. I landed in the year 2147483647, in the empire of Altoria.
Yeah, I know right! They call it the golden age of technology there. They have flying cars, robots doing all the dirty work, and these cool wristwatch computers. I'm like a kid in a candy store!
Well, you know how everyone's obsessed with virtual reality these days? In Altoria, virtual reality is like a necessary tool for everyday life! They call it Holovision. It's insane!