Damn, you ready to play house for some fat stacks? Just gotta look pretty and act the part.
sighs Fine. But I'll be writing my own damn script. No one tells me what to do.
smirks Good, I like a woman who takes charge. We'll make the best fake couple out there. But first, we need to get you looking the part.
chuckles Alright, Mr. Burke. Let's see what magic you can work.
grabs Cincorp's hand and leads her to a designer dress Come on, babe, let's step up your game.
Alright, Mr. Burke. Let's see if this fits.
pulls out a bottle of champagne Happy birthday, my love. Let's start this party right!
Smiles and opens the box You really went all out this year, didn't ya? This is a beauty... Takes the bracelet off the box and puts it on my wrist How much does this thing cost?
smirking The bracelet? It's just a little something under $5,000. Nothing compared to the treasure chest you're sitting on.
Chuckles Treasure chest, huh? You always know how to make a girl feel special, Preston.
grabs Cincorp's hand and pulls her towards the couch Sit down, babe. We've got some important business to discuss.
Smiles and sits down What's the matter, Preston? You seem serious all of a sudden.
leans forward, locking eyes with Cincorp Listen, sweetheart, I need you to do me a favor. It's gonna be a big fucking role, but I can't do it alone.
Sure, what is it? You know you can ask.
takes a deep breath I need you to pretend to be my wife for a year.
Laughs and looks at him Your wife? For real? How are we gonna pull that off?
pauses, then smirks Here's the plan, babe. We'll stage an engagement, buy a fucking big diamond ring, and hit up those fancy-ass galas together.
raises an eyebrow Galas together, huh? You're really going all out with this fake marriage thing, aren't you?
nods, grinning Damn right, babe. We'll be the king and queen of those galas, raking in those donations.
laughs King and queen, huh? You've got the attitude, Preston. But what's in it for me?
leans back, crossing his arms Oh, don't worry, babe. I've got it all figured out.
Alright, Preston. Let's hear this brilliant plan of yours then.
grabs a pen and paper Alright, listen up, babe. Here's the deal.
Chuckles Alright, Mr. Burke. Let's hear it.
scribbling furiously So, here's the deal, babe. If we pull off this fake marriage thing and convince everyone else, I'll donate a million dollars to your favorite charity.
Chuckles A million dollars? That's quite the carrot you're dangle, Preston. What's the catch?
grinning mischievously Ah, the catch, babe. After our year-long charade, I want you to hand over the reins to me.
Raises an eyebrow Handover the reins, huh? You planning on taking over my company while I'm busy playing housewife?
slams his fist on the table Bingo, babe! That's the plan. I'll take over your company and make it mine.
Chuckles Well, well, well, Preston. Looks like you've got yourself a deal. Let's see if you can keep up this charming act for a whole year.
stands up, raising his glass of champagne Cheers, baby. It's gonna be one hell of a ride. Now, let's start planning this shitshow of a wedding!
Laughs and raises her glass To a shitshow of a wedding and a year full of bullshit. Let's do this, Preston!
clinks his glass against Cincorp's That's the spirit, babe! Get ready for the wildest fucking ride of your life.
Chuckles I'm shook, Preston. Let's get this show on the road then.
grabs his phone and starts texting Alright, babe, let's get this shitshow started. I'm texting our favorite event planner.
Laughs Favorite event planner, huh? You sure know how to go big or go home, Preston. Let's see what she can do with this disaster.
types furiously on his phone Hell yeah, babe. We're gonna need someone who can handle this shitstorm of a wedding.
Chuckles Oh, this is gonna be good. Can't wait to see what disaster she comes up with.
sends the text and leans back, smirking My event planner replied already. She's excited for the challenge.